9/8/2004

 

the joys of fatherhood

 

Chris Holland is trying to sleep
Chris Holland is trying to eat
Chris Holland is trying to whiten his teeth
Chris Holland is trying to fight a receding hair line
Chris Holland is trying to purchase a couch
Chris Holland is trying to stop all the noise
Chris Holland is trying to poor himself a rum & coke
Chris Holland is trying to submit his fantasy football line-up
Chris Holland is trying to update chrisholland.com
Chris Holland is trying to connect to the internet but he is down
Chris Holland is trying to sleep
... He is trying to eat

Chris Holland is trying!