11/12/2003

 

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WELCOME HOME!

Your home, our mind. The walls are slimy, and although you would think green, more of a dark gray, much like the steely rain drenched coast of Washington state. Hold this brilliance up to your ears and let the waves dance and smash into your heart.

Waiting for: YOUR LAUGHTER AN EXPLOSION OF JOY THAT RESONATES

Still wondering: HOW MUCH LONGER IT WILL RAIN, AND IS LEBRON JAMES AS GOOD AS THE HYPE, AND IF SO, HOW COME HE ONLY SHOOTS 30 PERCENT?

Trusting in: OUR OWN ABILITY AND ANYTHING DIPPED IN RANCH SAUCE.

Concerns: THAT I PROBABLY DRINK TOO MUCH, AND THAT I AM A LITTLE OVER WEIGHT (james).

Proof: THAT I CAN STILL WRITE, AND WRITE WELL, ALTHOUGH MY SPELLING IS POOR.

Feel: THE JOY THE EXPERINCE FOR LITERATURE, SEND US YOU COMENTS, SEND US YOUR MONEY, CALL ME AND LET ME KNOW OF YOUR BOUNDLESS LOVE (360-581-3768)

UNDERSTANDING CHRIS HOLLAND

A Beautiful and bold and stocky man. Anti logo tee shirt wearer. Avid dieter, silver fossil watch wearer. Sketchers? Ice-making-refrigerator-movie-music- connoisseur. Lover of all things poetic. Charming. Humor that seems to be growing in leaps and bounds. E-mail reader. Fantasy football commissioner who dedicates many hours towards witty recaps that make fun of James Spillane. A probable genius of intermediate age, editor of wrldmrine, friend of James, a man that needs help paying his bills. sometimes loan shark.

AND WE STEAL, AND WE LOVE, AND WE TAKE YOUR MOUTHY WORDS AND PASTE THEM TO OUR FLESH. WE SEW THEM INTO WRLDMRINE.

Some important facts about beetles: there are over 350, 000 species of know beetles, with names such as Iron Fist, Colorado Tiger, the great African Dung beetles. There are beetles that boil water with in their flesh and squirt it out at a stinging 100 degrees Celsius. There are beetles that roll up giant elephant turds and call them home, there are beetles that spend many hours of the day pretending to be dead. 25 percent of all life on planet earth is of beetle descendants Yet wrldmrine is none of these things, we do not, will not roll away elephant turds. The warmest liquid we squirt is piss and we hardly ever sleep, so relax.