We have whales, some are in the bars but most of them are in the ocean. I will try and show you the ones that swim (both go down for a long time.)
Bring a sweat shirt, it is cold here.
Nobody drives in Friday Harbor because the cost of gas is hovering somewhere around 78 dollars per gallon.
We have a lot of hippies for some reason, maybe because there are no cars to run them over with
We also have rednecks.
You will get stoned and hopefully not pass out like Chris and save us the agony of drawing cocks on your face with sharpie markers.
Drinks at the legion cost seven cents.
I live on town and own two cars that I dont drive.
Steal some blankets from Chris and Tiffs because you will not want to sleep on mine (see whales.)
Mariah Carey is a dumb bitch.