Things I wanted to be growing up:

1: nothing
2: never thought about it until you forced me to think about it.
3. A million air(e)
4. A pro basket-ball player
5. How is the NFL working out for you, (not well)
6. Something roman, a Cesar, with all the women
7. A man from Friday harbor with all the women and all of the above
8. Don’t’ tell me you have a tattoo of a small butterfly on your inner thigh… a dolphin above your crotch?

10. A man

11. A loser

12. Someone that gives a shit