huck finn: nigga whats's up
nigger jim: hello
huck finn: can you hear me, hold on, i am in a bad place.
huck finn: can you hear me now?
nigger jim: huck the fuck, whats up, heard your dad got drunk and kicked your ass last night.
huck finn: i kicked my own ass last night down at the legion.
nigger jim: too funny.
huck finn: so i was thinking, we need to bail. just pack up our shit and leave... you know what i am saying?
nigger jim: i can't, ahhhh, i have a little problem, it is called, being black...
huck finn: quit being a pussy, i will just tell everyone i own you.
nigger jim: shit this might work!
huck finn: i know it will, think about it... freedom, when was the last time you had that?
nigger jim: hello? are you there? you are breaking up...
huck finn: hello,...... hello, are you there.
nigger jim: fucking verizon
huck finn: fucking verizon