Fred Rich wants you to know how gay he is... lets start with his g-book submissions.


Got a new book by Ben Jonak, or what ever the fuck his name is? and I am/and I just want to say it is pretty good. Also have David Barringer sending me his writer’s specimen. In which he makes love with J-lo. In which Modest Mouse is the sound track. Purchased the whole Oakley team a beer then beat up somebody for them. Wrote a story. Spoke to Harpers. Made love again to myself. Called up Jennifer, and Said, “A nigga needs to represent” then fell asleep next to you. Who are you? You are me, let’s rock out”

the fred rich special. you got to love him. yet question him.

name - R.
2/11/2004 5:16:09 PM

little r.,
I have been R. for many years--decades!
There is still sperm behind your ears.
Do you believe I will change anything for you?
let's make love? let' burn the earth like it was
the sun. let's show them all where we come from.
Pah! R.

name - r
2/10/2004 5:20:04 AM


Please use another consonant because r is already taken on the this board.
I don't want any reader confusion between your poetic babble and my attempts
at flaming Chris.
Thanks, r

name - r
2/9/2004 11:33:59 AM

happy birthday biatch. heard you got a real manly present this year.
you must have borrowed some of that extra estrogen from tiff...
might as well start wearing f-me pumps and a pink skirt.

name - r
2/4/2004 6:30:42 PM

Chris you have a small penis. Not that I was looking.

name - r
9/10/2003 3:43:13 AM

Chris, we all know its b/c u shave your boys.

name - r
9/4/2003 6:35:59 PM

Found Hefeweizen at Publix tonight. Bought some.
Makes me think of Seattle, crab legs, oysters, and kicking
Chris's ass and then video taping him passed out.

name - r
9/i/2003 6:35:59 PM

i sort of want to have sex with you. where do we start?

As you can see, rich is a gay, he is also married and has a kid, and for this we love you. Move forward young man. Move forward with your life. We love you and we want the best for you. Is this the best? Are you gay? Do not worry, because we are here for you!. Keep signing in the g-book, yet keep the anal sex to a minimum. We love you for it. Move on.