Chris, I am looking at getting a new computer. Am thinking about getting a dell laptop... something with a payment plan that way it is cheaper at first.... Do you have any recommendations? Help me pick out something I want it to be pretty supped up with wireless abilities. I will buy it with my work bonus. Hell I think I want it faster than that now that I think about it. When you get back, let's go down to best buy and pick me out some good shit. Anyway, enjoy yourself in Florida, I hope you get sunburn.
PS, I am 215 pounds now. I am fat; I am going to die of kidney failure, or maybe some sort of liver malfunction. Better yet, a heart attack because my human blood pumping machine is not used to all this extra work it is now being tasked to do for simple movements like, "sitting down" let along walking up stairs.
I am so fat my skin hurts
My pants don't fit
Or do fit,
But are tight and there are holes worn just below the belt buckle where my fat rolls push it down into my levies
I can't sleep at night
Horrible dreams
Of whales and cows
Plus I hate Chris
And I have to play him at basketball
But will my knees be able to hold my lethargic state
All the weight
Slower movement
Hard to stop
Like the cygnet ramming into the Roche harbor dock
Nothing we could do about it
But
Sit back and let it happen
But I will make the changes
I will start running
(Never ate right)
I will sun bath
And probably there will be women
Lots of women
That I would like to loose weight for
Muscles would be a plus
Ripping-through-my-shirt, muscles
I want to shop at old navy
And look good at what ever I put on
But yet I still get laid
Is it my wit?
Not my looks
Could never be my looks
It is my mouth
My big fat mouth
I make them believe
but
I am a looser
God help me
Back to getting laid
I still do
Does that confirm it then?
That I can still get laid even though I am fat
Who knows?
215
Think about it
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