an e-mail from my girl friend- drunk, after i was hot tubbing with a bunch sluts with fake boobs- and free beer because they liked me: IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE GOALS


you are not answering your cell-phone and you are not home. It is 11:30pm. YOu are at the bar. You are probably drunk. Either way you are not sitting at home thinking about me, as you should be. For this I will not call you anymore. When you want to hear from me, you will have to pick up the phone yourself and do it. I will probably not be home on purpose so that it will hurt your feelings. Because I hate you. I hope you pass out at a black gay man's house tonight while taking a leak.
Your loving girlfriend on her way out to a swingers club,