5/2/2004

 

The Cast

 



Chris Holland: the candidate (state assembly, 12th district, Washington)
Chris Holland: assessor of ass
Chris Holland: Swiss-watch-maker, loves Rolex
Chris Holland: tote bag connoisseur
Chris Holland: escalator rider
Chris Holland: blackened fish eater
Chris Holland: baby maker
Chris Holland: soon to be father
Chris Holland: tivo watcher
Chris Holland: Dave Chapelle mimicker
Chris Holland: rum and coke hoard
Chris Holland: weight watcher
Patrick Swazey: will not be in this movie
The Blob: will not be in this movie
Matthew Modine: will be curled up in a corner
Chris Holland: will feed him baby food from a spoon
Chris Holland: will resemble Patrick Swazey
Chris Holland: will notice that he is actually feeding Matthew Modine a very small baby version of the blob
Matthew Modine: was faking it all along