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786
name - nut
email -
6/24/2004 9:59:37 AM
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james, loved the friday harbor video, also want to see more of eric's penis. and i just want to be colby so i can get a lot of girls.
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785
name - huh
email -
6/23/2004 10:53:03 PM
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while i've been going on
the blood from my wrist
has travelled to my heart
and my fingers touch
this soft blue paper notebook
control a pencil that shifts up and sideways
mapping my thinking going its own way
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784
name - r
email -
6/23/2004 12:02:13 AM
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good work
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783
name - JONAS
email -
6/22/2004 11:05:44 PM
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James, you rock. Like your reads.
PEACEOUTNIGGA
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782
name - spillane
email -
6/22/2004 9:34:43 PM
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they suck, except when they are sucking
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781
name -
email -
6/22/2004 7:36:30 PM
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yeah, don't women suck.
or should they more often?
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780
name - spillane
email -
6/22/2004 7:15:46 PM
comment -
nice one rich...
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779
name - r
email -
6/22/2004 5:54:37 PM
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i'm sitting here, trapped in our den. it is my wife's turn for the monthly bookclub meeting...where 20 stay-at-home moms use books as an excuse to get loaded. the first 20 minutes everyone says why or why not they like the latest ophra book of the month. after that its on. outside my den door are 20 cackling hens guzzling mich ultra and corona lights. thank god for my cooler of southpaw and a little mp3 jukebox of modest mouse, stripes, vines, outkast, tool, jet, & velvet revolver.
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778
name - spillane
email -
6/22/2004 1:28:45 PM
comment -
what ever
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777
name - fuck
email -
6/22/2004 12:42:28 AM
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she is down there with her pussy-
and her legs, and her tits and l should be making movement... my arms and soul. i dont even give a fuck i know i am the man, the one, i know i am pretention. wow.
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776
name - wrld-spillane-mrine
email -
6/22/2004 12:35:40 AM
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I dont know what to say, i got big tits, and i am good looking, you should like me, you do like me. i like you.
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775
name - kady
email -
6/20/2004 10:55:38 AM
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I love the FH video, once again boys will be boys. Tits, guns, beer, fishing, snowboarding and surfing.
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774
name - chris
email -
6/20/2004 8:32:11 AM
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hey everyone...just taking a quick break from my vaca to fix a couple of things on wrldmrine. james should be able to update now and i fixed all of the video links. i will put up some more vids once i get back. for now, enjoy some of the new ones no one has seen before...
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773
name - Sin-dy
email -
6/20/2004 12:12:45 AM
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James? Is that you? What are you up to? I miss it all.
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772
name - spillane
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6/19/2004 9:01:11 PM
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chris, call my cell phone. i went swimming with my old one, and lost all my contacts. got a new one.
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771
name - spillane
email -
6/19/2004 12:35:37 PM
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i would update wrldmrine, but there is a problem, hence an udate in the guest book. chris will be back next sunday and he will make it all better, plus he will fix the site.
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770
name - WRLDMRINE: WHAT PARENTS SHOULD KNOW
email -
6/18/2004 12:33:19 PM
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WM and Your Child: The Facts
•Children who participate in sports are 80 percent less likely to procure, produce, and/or deal or hear anything about wrldmrine.
•Wrldmrine is what is known as a gateway site. Teens who try wrldmrine are more likely to have sex with random people, and or at least be smart enough to buy wine coolers for the ladies, (in different flavors of course.)
•Generally speaking, girls seem completely uninterested in anything that has to do with wrldmrine. They often refer to it as “wolverine.” These women are haters of wrldmrine, and they are fat, and when they get fat, or pregnant they don’t seem to mind wearing a wrldmrine tee shit… yeah that is what I thought.
•In a recent poll, nearly two-thirds of high-school students reported that they have made fun of wrldmrine, or have visited the site.
•Wrldmrine is stupid. If viewed long enough, I could be fatal
•Fifty-five percent of fourth-grade students can recognize the difference between wrldmrine and www.jamesspillane.com.
•wrldmrine is predominantly a white, male, middle- to lower class loser with to much time on his hands.
Warning Signs
Parents, if the answer to one or more of the following questions is "yes," your teenager may be experimenting with wrldmrine.
•Does your teen like to say the word “fuck” a lot?
•Does your teen ‘fuck’ a lot?
•Does my teen seem to spend a lot of time in his room with the door closed and locked?
•Does your teen quote Amber Kiker (AK?)
•Does your teen want to fuck Amber Kiker?
•Does my teen listen to Modest Mouse, Radiohead, The Strokes, or any other bands in this category?
•Does my teen have liver problems?
An Ounce of Prevention Is worth an once of something.
The best thing you can do as a parent is to talk to your teen, let your offspring know that WM is not going to make them any more popular in school. Now if you are mom, and you hot, and your husband is away, please call the following number for technical support: 360-581-3768
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769
name -
email -
6/17/2004 12:25:24 PM
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what exactly does one DO for a ruptured eardrum? i would love to hear the story behind that one(get it..HEAR the story)
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768
name - ak
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6/17/2004 12:19:52 PM
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Order it? so am I to assume this book didn't make it through the backyard BBQ of my last possesions? Did you at least roast a hot dog on it in memory of me?
a marshmellow?
One for the homies?
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767
name - s
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6/16/2004 2:15:44 PM
comment -
360-378-8667
i can order the book and have it shipped.
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766
name - spillane
email -
6/16/2004 2:04:37 PM
comment -
e-mail or call
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765
name - ak motha-fuckas!
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6/16/2004 11:46:24 AM
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overstatement of the century. its july sixth you assholes....your not in the clear yet. flying to LA monday, then down to my old stomping grounds in San Diego. You remember S.D. spillane? and glasgow?....lets face it....travelling together was not one of our strong points. eee-gads. BTW-I need my Early Childhood Education book. YOu should have it in your collection. Would come in real handy if I could get that from you. Time is running short though. YOu will have to mail it to my sisters in LA. OR to me in Kota Kinabalu. Whatever you want to do.
and god help Malaysia.
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764
name - s
email -
6/15/2004 7:40:54 AM
comment -
www.jamesspillane.com
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763
name - s
email -
6/15/2004 7:38:29 AM
comment -
doubling my income helps
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762
name -
email -
6/15/2004 3:29:24 AM
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even across the ocean james is still a great writer. wanted to comment earlier but also wanted to wait until after june 6. god help malaysia. james, keep up the good work, and sorry about all the shit thats happened in the past year. hope things are starting to look up.
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