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name - ak
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4/2/2004 11:25:40 AM
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I miss chris. gotta love the chris.
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name - chris
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4/2/2004 11:22:02 AM
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little confused here, boss. did you mean:
i fuck like a lion bitch
or
i fuck like a lion, bitch
the first indicates that you are a bitch of a lion and paints a picture of james spillane as a 'bottom' type. for more information on what a 'bottom' is, please talk to colby. the cocksucker.
the second indicates you fuck like a lion and you are calling either amber, wrldmrine or the world in general a bitch. this seems the obvious intent (obvious for a big, bad alpha male) but wanted to make sure.
oh the joys of punctuation.
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name - spillane
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4/2/2004 10:25:18 AM
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true that dog... although i think it has more to do with my strict protein diet. i fuck like a lion bitch.
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name - ak
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4/2/2004 1:47:23 AM
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Spillane fact #2:
James often argues that the cause of his enourmous sex drive, incredible athletic ability, and alpha male personality is directly related to the actual physical size of his balls. He likes to refer to himself as "the bull".
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name - chris
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4/1/2004 9:59:49 PM
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i just called colby.
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575
name - chris on being the greatest athlete in the world
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4/1/2004 4:30:07 PM
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"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."
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name - spillane
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4/1/2004 4:05:46 PM
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I noticed that I had 28 stamps left in my draw. Figuring that I wasn’t going to use them anytime soon, I decided to put one of my art theories to practical use. I wrote 20 or so different stories/letters/weird drawings and then randomly mailed them to different address I found in king county phone book. All of the stuff was pretty uplifting, complementing happy… I also explained the idea behind what I was doing. Hopefully they appreciate it.
Further more, I reading Ben Greenman’s new book, “superworse” it is much better than “superbad”
Further furthermore, I am wearing a bandana (like a headband) right now. They should wear bandanas in the NBA.
Even further furthermore, I found that I thoroughly enjoy saying sentences with the word “new” in it… for example. “Skinny is the new fat” or “white is the new black” or “bandanas! The new cool”
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name - chris
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4/1/2004 2:34:54 PM
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oh, this could get good
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name - amber tells all
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4/1/2004 1:32:29 PM
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Interesting fact about Spillane #1:
James' character on the tony hawk video game wears a cowboy hat. Secret alter ego fantasy?
Possibly.
More interesting Spillane facts to come.
We'll make this a regular thing.
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name - ak
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4/1/2004 1:13:07 PM
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Appletini:
Vodka Martini with a splash of Apple Puckers. Garnish with a cherri.
I'm partial to the Ice-man myself.
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name - Colbus Nassus
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4/1/2004 12:31:31 PM
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What's your favorite color?
Blue, I think. Though I'll consider green too.
Do you like Appletini's?
No... no, I don't. What's that?
Who's better:
Al Pacino or Liza Manelli?
Neither. They're both spares.
Dallas Cowboys or just cowboys?
Dallas Cowboys!!!
Top Gun or Pricilla Queen of the Desert?
Top Gun. Maverick is so hot...
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name - ak
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4/1/2004 11:46:13 AM
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ps. you have never looked sexier. i find myself oddly aroused at the thought.
guys: women are sickening creatures.
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name - ak
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4/1/2004 10:50:24 AM
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although, I can't help but wonder how much of that story is actually true. do tell.
I sorta dig a good man fight. And I must admit....I have always wanted to see your abnormally strong self man handle a worthy opponent.
Damn if I missed it!
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567
name - ak
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4/1/2004 10:46:50 AM
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touche.
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566
name - r
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4/1/2004 4:02:46 AM
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ever since chris's bachelor party where spillane wanted to spend more time on the bus with our bus driver manuel than in the Gold Club, i knew spillane was playing for other team.
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name - spillane
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3/31/2004 11:36:46 PM
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God help me because I can't help myself. I was drunk, I admit that much, I was drunk and threw myself, shot myself, trampolined myself, got stuck in a ditch and blamed it on my girlfriend, then got more drunk then dressed up, then asked my girlfriend how I looked, then went out, then got even more drunk, and spiteful, then killed myself behind a million drinks. Then, I couldn’t help myself; he came walking across the room. He was beautiful he was fat (300 plus) fat, he was beautifully fat, like a hedgehog... and I made love to him.... amber I am sorry, I can not go on with this lie that I have deep down inside of me, I can't live another day without letting it escape me like the air from a Vietcong sniper wound on a slowly deflating GI chest... amber I have been with someone else... and you need to know about it. to carry on this relationship, to be truthful, to put it all out there... to move forward... I can’t help myself, I can’t...(long pause like an old black and white movie) help myself... but I am sleeping with Barry... yes Barry, that big fat store-a-ski guy who wears one of those Mexican want-to-be rug things over his coat. I love him and there is nothing you can do... nothing. oh sure you can get drunk and brag about your carpentry skills, you can brag about your masters degree, which you don't really have (after further questioning) or you can brag about telling everybody about this girl you fucked, and then all of a sudden you are getting your ass kicked by some wierdo that happens to like pac man a little too much and maybe has balls that are a little too big, and need to be evacuated... if you know what i mean... and maybe these people meet, in a bar, one guy is on the atkins and ordering some onions and some beef product and he over hears the other guy talking and inbetween the fist blows upon the fat mans (i thought i was a lot tougher and acted a lot thougher and i am big, but in all actuallity i guess i am just really fat)and maybe the cops are called and maybe the smarter one skins out and the fatter one stays and gets busted, and with all his "i have a master degree in roof laying" can't figure out who just kicked his ass... and then there is drunk zach, and he dosn't know anything, he is drunk and he can only mutter, "it is that one guy that was talking to my girlfriend" then he passes out. amber the bottom line is... i love barry, there is nothing you can do about it... You can carry on with our life, yes you can... I am sorry. That is all I can say. I am sorry like you never knew a person to be sorry. that i am in love with barry. that we have had sex... james spillane is gay. i admit it, gay as a whistle.
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name - amber in texas??!
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3/31/2004 7:38:56 PM
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Colbus Pulcher....I do believe its a possibility we may be getting to know eachother alot better in the coming months. But why wait?
What's your favorite color?
Do you like Appletini's?
Who's better:
Al Pacino or Liza Manelli?
Dallas Cowboys or just cowboys?
Top Gun or Pricilla Queen of the Desert?
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name - ak
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3/31/2004 12:31:38 PM
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spillane, you just keep on doing what you do best (updating the front page)and let the big boys discuss the smelly farts.
yeah, I showed him.
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name - spillane
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3/31/2004 10:48:54 AM
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amber smells like a fart in the wind? i don't get it.
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name - chris
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3/31/2004 10:45:19 AM
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you motherfucker. i knew when i was writing it what it sounded like and you smelled it out like a fart in the wind.
p.s. i call that i am simon. colby is paula for obvious reasons.
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name - ak
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3/31/2004 9:51:15 AM
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thank you simon and paula.
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559
name - chris
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3/31/2004 9:38:05 AM
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agreed. very controlled, structured. it shows your range wel.
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name - Colbus
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3/30/2004 7:55:09 PM
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Good piece. For once it's nice to read something intelligible on the front page of my dear, sweet wrldmrine.
Kudos!
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557
name - ak
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3/30/2004 2:47:49 PM
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everyone pays for the ride in some way or another.
curses on you.
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name - spillane
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3/30/2004 9:58:03 AM
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if you have an ass, i will kick it
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