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name - robert B
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3/9/2004 1:19:55 AM
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Mother reunited with kidnapped daughter. Mixed news for presidential candidates. Actor Spalding Gray's body found in east river. Decision due Tuesday on surgery for Ashcroft. Families sue in UCLA cadaver case. Suspected sighting of lost mars probe. Inca mummies dug up just for the fun of it.
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name - spillane
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3/7/2004 9:40:39 AM
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it's spelled, "shit"
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478
name - James Colby
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3/6/2004 5:38:42 PM
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Yeah, you too, man. You're quite the wit.
C
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477
name - spillane
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3/6/2004 2:14:42 PM
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nice come back colby.
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476
name - Colby
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3/6/2004 10:52:09 AM
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Hey, if that makes you guys feel less dorky then that's cool with me.
And I think I did shitty that night 'cause you just drained the life-force right out of me with your silly chip-rules, your not letting the dealer call his own game, your "oh wait, does such-and-such beat something-or-other", etc. What a whip.
But you'll learn one day.
I mean... when you grow up, that is. In the meantime, keep watching Celebrity Poker. You can learn a lot from Lisa Kudrow.
Love,
C
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475
name - A
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3/6/2004 1:50:02 AM
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never have I typed the words....LOL.
course, I m drunk now so dont get used to it.
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474
name - chris
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3/5/2004 8:52:03 PM
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next time colby comes up we will play it his way. we can play 'asshole' and 'fuck your buddy' and whatever else he likes to play. after that, we can play cards.
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473
name - spillane
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3/5/2004 4:01:58 PM
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oh and, sorry about taking all your money last time.
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472
name - spillane
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3/5/2004 3:32:41 PM
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Yeah I like Howard Stern too... Colby, you fucking wanker... I was playing that shit when I was living in Belgium, where i didn't have TV, or TV shows about poker. And I believe they have been playing it for a lot longer, but if you feel comfortable spitting on cards then slapping them onto your forehead, or maybe taking off all an article of clothing, every time you lose a hand because you consider that "real poker" well then we will play that next time you come up. I will bring the milk if you bring the cookies and we will try and wrap up things before you 8pm beddy-by time. Is that ok junior?
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name - Colby
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3/5/2004 2:30:31 PM
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HAHAHAHA! I just came in from my drive home from work, and en route I was listening to the Greatness of The Ticket. Anyway, they were doing some segment on entertainment news or some such, and they all got to talking about Poker. Then someone brought up the fact that they've been playing a lot lately, blah blah blah. So the others immediately ganged up on him 'cause what he's really been playing a lot of lately is that gay-ass trendy Texas Hold 'Em. Then they went on to say how it's not real Poker, how it's a whip of a game, how it's chic and novel how and everyone's doing it 'cause of TV, those shows they're airing on Bravo and the Travel Channel.
Anyway, it really reminded me of you idiots that night you wouldn't play anything but that game. I laughed my ass off. I just wanted to pass that on to let you know what dorks you really are (when it comes to psuedo-Poker, anyway.) I will never forget the frustration of that night when you dork-mongers REFUSED to stray from your precious little TV game.
Have fun.
Love,
C
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name - Colbus
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3/5/2004 10:52:54 AM
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That gave me such tiredhead that I feel like collapsing on my keyboard now.
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469
name - spillane
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3/5/2004 9:02:14 AM
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that would be better at a submission
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468
name - ak
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3/4/2004 9:13:32 PM
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interesting.
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467
name - R.
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3/4/2004 8:07:40 PM
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Warning! Kansas.
I will tell you now of the peoples of Kansas.
Do you know the location of this Kansas? It is in the midst—flat, and the sky is very, very big. Sometime, with torments.
The people there having been living for long time with the cow, many year, so close.
The cow is the HERO of Kansas.
They are LOVING the cow, the way it is walking, and how it is unimportante where shit is falling. Or if there is some shit on the shoe which is entering the home of another.
How this cow is looking at you; so are this peoples of Kansas looking.
For long time, dead in the eye, with the open mouth., like the Quiet Ones of the manicomio.
Zut! When first I catch one Kansans looking for me in this way, I confess, I have the chickenskin.
The zombie monsterman.
Now, I ask if they are wishing for one AUTOGRAPH.
Hoho! This Kansans!
This white peoples of Kansas have once arrive in this land for tired. The strong ones continue, living now upon WEST COAST.
This first Kansans are looking for this PRAIRIE, and seeing the tornado (this whirling cone!), this locust, this WIND for always; and HOT, and so then fucking COLD, and this weeping Kansans are saying: “O.K. This is the place.”
Hoopla!
Tuff.
But they get tire for the “ad aspera”—it is HARD! “I live in one house make from DIRT!”—and are deciding to work not too much more.
Let us pretend.
And so, the Kansas people have imitate the cow.
They are STARING.
They move the lips all time.
They are wide, and walking slowly—une strolle bovine-- without direction. They stop. They go.
I have learn the NEW WORD: meander.
Without purpose.
Therefore, to make one appointment with Kansan is
a disappointment—do not enrage.
They are COWS: they are arriving upon the arrival.
Do you know one famous government man of Kansas have tell all America people on the TV of his flaccid piton? And he wished too to be the PRESIDENT of America.
This poor woman, the wife.
President Bill Clinton was good. Frenchy. Unflaccid.
Do you know of the Great Ball of Strings?
The Earthmover?
The concrete Garden of Eden.
Many the unusual thing in Kansas.
Some man who is writing have say: “The ignorance is bliss”.
(I know now what this BLISS is meaning. It is the orgasm, le petit mort.)
And so, Lawrence, Kansas is a happy place upon the earth.
If you are not so much liking your self, come here.
You will see you are not so bad.
(You should carry alcohol for gift.)
Your friend,
R.
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name - Colby
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3/4/2004 8:11:55 AM
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I... uh...
Forget it. That just drained all my life-force.
Kill me,
C
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465
name - spillane
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3/3/2004 4:46:39 PM
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that is where poop comes from!
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name - Colbus
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3/3/2004 3:13:53 PM
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Dear Strong Close-fitting Pullover Michael,
I hope God blessed you with a good sense of humor. If not, go stab yourself repeatedly in the small intestine.
Love,
Big C
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463
name - Colby
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3/3/2004 2:52:37 PM
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You do too what? Stand by my statement???
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462
name - spillane
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3/3/2004 2:30:50 PM
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i do too
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461
name - chris
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3/3/2004 2:17:27 PM
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here we go...
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460
name - Colby
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3/3/2004 1:13:45 PM
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I stand by my statement.
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459
name - spillane
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3/2/2004 9:33:45 PM
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colby, for future reference, mike's wife is british.
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458
name - Colby
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3/2/2004 9:07:06 PM
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I must call you out, Sweet and Good Close-fitting Pullover Michael. There ain't any hot girls in England, so how is it that you claim to have seen them at Starbucks there?
Fun,
Colby
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457
name - Jersey Mike
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3/2/2004 2:06:41 PM
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James - did Amber propose to you on the 29th?!?! does that leap year shit still work???
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name - Jersey Mike
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3/2/2004 2:01:32 PM
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and the wanna-be sophisticated english hot girls hang out at starbucks. unfortunately i don't. tried the coffee though. you seattle based people really like that shit? double latte moka ala espresso with a twist of biscotti?!?!? and i thought that hills bros. shit was bad! well it is but com'on, at least you pay maxwell house prices.
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