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name - chris

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10/2/2003 9:28:29 PM

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if any of you motherfuckers had any sense you'd run right now and buy the new outkast album



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name - Jersey Mike

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10/1/2003 1:31:21 PM

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Guys - this site is dying a slow, agonizing death. Get some shit written Spillane! You need stuff written you come to me. You don't go to your mother, you don't go to your father, you come to me. ME! ME!! ME!!! You want adventure stories about heavy drinking. Come to ME!!! Brothels in Amsterdam where the woman do anything at least twice for a Euro... come talk to ME!!! ME!!! ME!!! ME!!!!! You need lewd poetry about lewd people in Lewd-weezy-anna??

OK, OK... started the Teen Toastmasters with some Teens in the Teen Center on Monday. Looks like a good group of Teens.

Put a couple poems up on a site... one about our trip to Brussels to see Anderlecht vs. Everton - riot and all!!



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name - pity the fool ak

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9/30/2003 8:21:58 PM

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I am sick. I got too drunk like highschool drunk, fall off the roof drunk, make out with random boys drunk and oops now I'm pregnant drunk. dont feel so good today. James is ignoring me as I bask in the verdigo of post-intoxication. I want to throw up on his shoes as a last resort to get some attention. Im sick damnit. damn those long islands, damn that initital bottle of cheap chardonnay that started this whole fiasco. Strike from my tongue the sweet sweet flavor of buttery nipples chased by a dragon some like to call Michelob (I just call him mik)\. I must purge, I must cleanse myself of this acrid death breath and wash from my body these alcohol sweats. BLEH!



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name - ak

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9/30/2003 8:14:12 PM

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I still love James Spillane. (even with the weight gain and hair loss)



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name - spillane

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9/30/2003 3:10:39 PM

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i still love the little text. i still love wrldmrine.



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name - Nicole

email - bucscentral@aol.com

9/25/2003 12:00:47 PM

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WHy won't your videos play fucker????

Help a sista out!





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name - ak

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9/24/2003 11:02:57 AM

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colby how do I say "put a rush on that pancake guadalupe!" in espanol?



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name - amberfuck

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9/24/2003 10:59:14 AM

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hey. so....come here often? miss me do yah? Well, Ive been a busy little bee what with the move up to snoqualmie and all. yeah you heard right. Im movin' up to the mountain. Just me and my son James. were packin it up and movin it out. We got a little swiss built cabin for the winter season just under the Hyak ski lift. I'll be working at a fine establishment called "The Pancake House" alongside a wonderful group of mexicanos. I suppose during my freetime I will get alot of cross country skiing in (for the excersize you know. nothing says a nice pair of buns more than a 30K jaunt in the snow!) afterwards I envision myself cozying into a good book and hot cup of joe by our indoor woodburning stove. I intend to have alot of first aid gear and extra canned food around as it is quite possible to get snowed in during the heavier dumps. And with my son Jamie always getting scrapes and boo boos on the skateboard ramps I can only imagine what he will do on the mountain. (He's "special" if you catch my drift). Yeah.....lookin forward to peaceful times on the mountain. A white christmas and all that jazz. Why don't you folks come up for some turkey and cranberry sauce then? We can all wear our red and green winter sweaters and play pictionary. yeah. that would be swell.



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name - chris

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9/23/2003 12:14:55 PM

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calm down...i only have 3 days off a week. there is only so much a person can do...



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name - spillane

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9/23/2003 12:05:28 PM

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i was joking, i love you



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name - spillane

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9/23/2003 10:33:26 AM

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yeah chris, the reason i send you stuff, is so that you will update it.



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name - jch

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9/23/2003 7:33:49 AM

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what's that mean?



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name - amber

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9/22/2003 10:49:09 PM

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colby, you look like you walked out of a goo goo doll video. love peace and hair grease.



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name - ambers night

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9/22/2003 10:45:33 PM

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ok amber a life in review. A life of black lungs suffering from second hand smoke and a twisted inner loathing of local ocean shores swash bucklers stuck to my bartop like the barnacles on their fishing boats bobbing in the "indian" harbor. My boyfriend gets drunk, and boasts of being a MENSA member while doing magic tricks with quarters. The awe inspired locals watch on as if touched by a genius. Meanwhile four goo goo doll members walk in with the air of "Big City Arrogance" and quickly assure me, all is well.... they are "surfers". Funny, and here I was thinking they were americans. Im a bartender I reply, what'll you have? Bacardi breezers....figures. James comes up with a funny and I make a mental note to remember and repeat. He says "Chris runs so fast he hydro-planes like a mudskipper at mach ten with his ass on fire". Back home I ritually scrub in the shower until the tabacco tar clinging to my skin washes away and while toweling off Spillane struggles in the bathroom. "Amber I need some toilet paper!!"....."Your a member of MENSA" I say "Figure it out."



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name - colbyh

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9/22/2003 7:53:14 PM

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I hate to do it again, but I have to plug her site one more time. Read this last entry, and tell me what you think. Actually, read the last two:

http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~edbauer/cgi-bin/weblog.html



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name - jch

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9/22/2003 7:00:43 AM

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you want i should? ok, i can ask her. but when i'm back from europe. i'm going to europe tomorrow. no, wednesday. jealous??? probably not since you lived there. anyway, i'm going to india too. nervous. pray for colby to whatever gods you pray to.



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name - spillane

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9/22/2003 2:19:43 AM

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colby, when are you going to get our friend lenny, i mean "jenny" writing for our site... where is the magic? [thinking back to my favorite Heart songs] are you the magic man or the, hello, i am the fag over here man...



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name - jch

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9/21/2003 7:32:44 PM

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http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~edbauer/cgi-bin/weblog.html... good one today.



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name - colbyh

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9/21/2003 7:03:35 AM

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dude, why are the gators such spares now??? wait... i forget: chris, did you go to florida or florida state?

please say florida state.



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name - jch

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9/19/2003 11:38:22 AM

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i'm talkin' about tha s to tha n to tha d-o-double-g, PLAYA!!! why don't you check yo'self before you wreck you'sef then yo' momma comes around the corner and licks it up... or something.



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name - spillane

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9/19/2003 10:20:17 AM

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are you talking about a haircut?



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name - jch

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9/19/2003 7:38:55 AM

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your momma gives a fuck about them, bitch. what about your seahawks? i mean, they're doing fine now, but who gives a rat's arse about 'em anyway? you're just mad 'cause i'm unfadable... so please don't try to fade me.



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name - spillane

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9/19/2003 2:30:01 AM

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colby, that song is really good, plus your whole football thing, i am glad to see that you are paying attention, but still, who gives a fuck about the giants.



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name - jch

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9/18/2003 7:18:46 PM

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no, i wa like... 'homo' becaue the cowboys beat the giants. surely you've heard that jeremy shockey called coach parcells a homo, right?

anyway... word.



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name - spillane

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9/17/2003 7:48:23 PM

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done jerking off, i will be heading down to the bar for my free drinks... hooray for octoberfest




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