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name - ak (a night away from the bars)
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2/20/2005 11:53:24 PM
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I just watched a french movie, its sort of like "amelie" with the colors and quircky dream-like feel, but with a more sadistic twist to it....and you boys know how much I like that little extra tweek on the nipple.
anywho, i reccommend watching it, in english its called "love me if you dare"
you'll have to find it in the foreign films section and yes, it is subtitled. but a good flick.
plus chris is gay.
and i think colby died.
and jc your not funny.
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1185
name - jc
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2/19/2005 10:47:20 PM
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Who cares if I was drinking?
Who cares if I gave dolla bills yo to the strippers?
My bro in law and I were kings for a minute, yo.....
whores are good for the soul...
they let you know that even they need to feed their kids....
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1184
name - ak
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2/19/2005 4:49:03 PM
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i need computer assistance. colby, chris....im looking in your direction, although we all know it will be james who ends up helping me and we will fight over what the fuck is a USB drive and why the hell don't they just call it "the little hole on the front of the computers box"?? then james will get impatient and i will get pissed that he is getting snippy then I will call him a fuckface and he will call me a whore then i will hang up and he will call me back and tell me how i am being selfish and that he is just trying to do me a favor and then he will hang up on me and i will hate not getting in the last word so i will call him back but he won't answer his phone and i will picture him there on his computer looking all smug because he is winning and knows how to use his USB thingie, so i will then go for my last resort which is to instant message him the words "dickhead" and then quickly put my personal settings to away, thus making the tiny victory mine.
but I still wont be able to find the USB thingie.
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1183
name - ak
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2/19/2005 2:55:28 PM
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the young padawan makes a good point.
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1182
name - ls
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2/18/2005 2:26:52 PM
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Amber haa haa you will never make sense. you are crazy
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1181
name - ak
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2/18/2005 1:10:04 AM
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chris is fucking funny.
i get drunk too much.
i have no recollection of my last two entries...although, even while typing with one eye closed and swaying unsteadily in a pool of my own piss, i still make more sense than laura.
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1180
name - humans, the driving force of change
email -
2/17/2005 10:26:47 PM
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The golden age of pre-Darwinian life, during which horizontal gene transfer was universal and separate species did not exist. Life was then a community of cells of various kinds, sharing their genetic information so that clever chemical tricks and catalytic processes invented by one creature could be inherited by all of them. Evolution was a communal affair, the whole community advancing in metabolic and reproductive efficiency as the genes of the most efficient cells were shared. But then, one evil day, a cell resembling a primitive bacterium happened to find itself one jump ahead of its neighbors in efficiency. That cell separated itself from the community and refused to share. Its offspring became the first species. With its superior efficiency, it continued to prosper and to evolve separately. Some millions of years later, another cell separated itself from the community and became another species. And so it went on, until all life was divided into species.
The basic biochemical machinery of life evolved rapidly during the few hundred million years that preceded the Darwinian era and changed very little in the following two billion years of microbial evolution. Darwinian evolution is slow because individual species, once established, evolve very little. Darwinian evolution requires species to become extinct so that new species can replace them. Three innovations helped to speed up the pace of evolution in the later stages of the Darwinian era. The first was sex, which is a form of horizontal gene transfer within species. The second innovation was multicellular organization, which opened up a whole new world of form and function. The third was brains, which opened a new world of coördinated sensation and action, culminating in the evolution of eyes and hands. All through the Darwinian era, occasional mass extinctions helped to open opportunities for new evolutionary ventures.
Now, after some three billion years, the Darwinian era is over. The epoch of species competition came to an end about 10 thousand years ago when a single species, Homo sapiens, began to dominate and reorganize the biosphere. Since that time, cultural evolution has replaced biological evolution as the driving force of change. Cultural evolution is not Darwinian. Cultures spread by horizontal transfer of ideas more than by genetic inheritance. Cultural evolution is running a thousand times faster than Darwinian evolution, taking us into a new era of cultural interdependence that we call globalization. And now, in the last 30 years, Homo sapiens has revived the ancient pre-Darwinian practice of horizontal gene transfer, moving genes easily from microbes to plants and animals, blurring the boundaries between species. We are moving rapidly into the post-Darwinian era, when species will no longer exist, and the evolution of life will again be communal.biotechnology will be domesticated. There will be do-it-yourself kits for gardeners, who will use gene transfer to breed new varieties of roses and orchids. Also, biotech games for children, played with real eggs and seeds rather than with images on a screen. Genetic engineering, once it gets into the hands of the general public, will give us an explosion of biodiversity.
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1179
name - chris
email -
2/17/2005 4:19:16 PM
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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1178
name - ls
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2/17/2005 4:00:27 PM
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yes a mansion. you what to know the freaking address, anyway whatever. enough about that shit. hell is breaking out. and i know am getting the f-out of washington. dont know where im out too yet, but i am out. CHRIS how is your baby doing boy or gal. about 2 mouth old? what is the name
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1177
name - chris
email -
2/17/2005 9:12:54 AM
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i am getting the f out of washington. get it? f...out of washington?
screw it.
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1176
name - s
email -
2/17/2005 6:41:08 AM
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yeah i have an itemized bill for your ass, a hundred fucking phone calls to cali and your ex fiancé.
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1175
name - shmaison
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2/17/2005 3:06:32 AM
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yeah....ok fuck off I'm drunk.
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1174
name - akakka
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2/17/2005 3:01:02 AM
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i want to open up a new segment callend; CHRIS, WHATS REALLY GOING ON?????
I mean ...thats just an idea....but seriously, people "arte" dying to know...
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1173
name - a
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2/17/2005 2:54:29 AM
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dear"phemon"... .
welcome to the world of mediocratity...not my world, but on behalf of my brothers and sisters..... fuck off....take a lesson from one from of your piers!
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1172
name - s
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2/16/2005 9:58:18 PM
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i took out my shins and replaced them with "the shins"
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1171
name -
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2/15/2005 8:07:27 PM
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for the pasted 4 days i got paid a huge amount of cash to baby sit 3- 3,000 dallor(each) greman shepards in a huge mansion on the water.life is good, life is good. god i loved it.
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1170
name - ak
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2/13/2005 3:47:34 PM
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verizon wireless....now I have a detailed account of all my phonecalls, how long they were, how many I made, and the dates I made them.
Ahh, like a truth serum.
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1169
name - ak
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2/13/2005 3:30:38 PM
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my brother was riding his bike the other day and got hit at an intersection by a cop car.
funny.
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1168
name -
email -
2/13/2005 12:29:48 PM
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just ate some C-4, i'm blowing up.
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1167
name - WALKSCIENTIFIC
email - LIL_WALK@HOTMAIL.COM
2/13/2005 3:24:21 AM
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Just stopped by to say wassup!!! I'm working on some new shyt...and I'll have it out to you soon. Stay up!!! -Walk-
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1166
name - Jules Lipoff
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2/12/2005 1:35:33 PM
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WAYS IN WHICH SHE COULD HAVE
BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.
She exposed me to excessive ultraviolet radiation, which gave me terrible cataracts.
She removed all traces of vitamin A from my diet.
She launched well-targeted projectiles at my eyes, causing severe trauma.
She poisoned me repeatedly with steroids, which over time caused the formation of a pituitary tumor that pressed against my optic chiasm severing my optic-nerve pathways.
She replaced my contact-lens solution with corrosive acid.
She unleashed upon me lab rats trained to preferentially eat eyes.
She, my ophthalmologist, botched my Lasik surgery.
She exacerbated my diabetes by replacing my insulin with Frappuccino, which led to retinal problems.
She put me under general anesthesia and surgically removed my eyes.
She altered my parents' germ-cell chromosomes before my conception so that I lack the proper genetic code to distinguish the colors red and green.
She calibrated a refraction experiment with her laser pointer that scorched my retinas.
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1165
name - ak
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2/11/2005 7:19:46 PM
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3. chris is gay.
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1164
name - ak
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2/11/2005 6:37:32 PM
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two things:
1. need to get into my wrldmrine account and i cannot.
2. need my name out of spillane.com or maybe just spillane.com to go down for a few weeks.
does that make it three things?
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1163
name - copy and paste (2 vids)
email -
2/11/2005 4:02:25 AM
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http://video.msn.com/video/p.htm?i=504d469d-9680-40c0-b4fd-24b62f17cff0,1f89fa05-5ac6-497e-9cc7-adf51c7a0518&m=Movies%20-%20Music&mi=More%20Music%20Videos&p=hotVideo_topMusic&rf=http://www.msn.com/
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1162
name - ak
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2/10/2005 6:22:00 PM
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Happy birthday ass muncher.
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