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name - akakakakakakkaakaaka
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9/28/2004 12:45:17 AM
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I video taped some awesome thai kickboxing last night.
also:
pet a mangy dog
also:
met steven richard bell, heir to the alexander graham bell telephone fortune.
Also:
accidentally swam in the gay section of the sea. Did you know there is a gay section of the sea?
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910
name - what happened
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9/27/2004 1:16:33 PM
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http://www.stereogum.com/archives/000669.html
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909
name - r
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9/27/2004 9:34:09 AM
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you forgot
fireman pole aka stripper pole
baday...who wants to wipe...no more stinky finger...wait, actually half the stinky finger
btw: hurricane's suck...hurricane's without power suck worse
btw: scored UF vs DAWGS tix at face value
btw: congrats on the win. damn dungy held manning back in the 2nd half, damn westbrook can't get in the endzone, damn davis for getting hurt, damn heap for getting hurt, damn deuce for getting hurt..
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908
name - s
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9/26/2004 10:07:50 AM
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Hot tub what transformed by word to read hot tube... but fuck it, I will have a hot tube as well, and I will sleep in it like a cocoon... a hot tub and a hot tube.
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907
name - s
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9/26/2004 9:37:09 AM
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hang tight monkey bite so scrilla is on the way.
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906
name - i'm going to fucking die of herpes
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9/26/2004 6:38:51 AM
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Cercopithecine herpesvirus 1 (B virus), enzootic among monkeys of the genus Macaca, causes minimal morbidity in its natural host. In contrast, human B-virus infection presents as rapidly ascending encephalomyelitis with a fatality rate of approximately 70%.
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name - ak getting out of dodge
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9/26/2004 1:22:07 AM
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.....never reccommend Patong beach to a twenty five year old girl. I am afraid of what I see here. It reminds me of tijuana. I want to lather myself in disinfectant. I am doubling my antibiotic dosage. Considering personal injections of bleach. And thats just the physical aspect.
My heart is broken.
The innocence of my soul has been vanquished.
No longer shall I bask in the light of ignorance.
My sister is a prostitute, my father a weak and ugly beast.
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904
name -
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9/25/2004 10:48:50 PM
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I really like your site a lot. You have done a very good job!
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903
name - jersey mike
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9/25/2004 8:19:04 AM
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hey amber, the sharko concert is sold out already! i was downtown mons today and the 2 stores i went to said they had sold out of the cd. are these guys the new rolling stones?!?!?
just hanging out on a sat. afternoon in 'gique-land today. just started raining. just don't give a shit.
james, whats this shit about choking ur chicken in front of a mirror? you think the site of that would make u limp!
continue as you began...
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902
name - ak
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9/25/2004 5:16:19 AM
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Im putting myself on permanent antibiotics until i get home.
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901
name - the clutz from Kalimantan ak
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9/24/2004 4:27:53 AM
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you can call off the search. I have the cd coming to me. thanks mike.
so in the last week I have been:
bitten twice by a crazy monkey and had to go to a dirty clinic for a shot in my butt
got leather skin from too much sun
burned by some irish guys cigarette in the bar (blister and all)
split my lip open running into an inconveniently placed pole
and almost cut in half by a malfunctioning elevator door
I am just glad I stayed out of Jakarta.
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name - jersey mike
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9/23/2004 1:19:30 PM
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the man in belgium checking in...
amber, come on over! we can party to sharko til way after darko! the concert is at the waux hall, i believe, darkness on the edge of mons. you can crash on the couch, you can crash on the floor, you can crash in a double bed, you can even just 'crash'.
james, hope you got my last email. i know you're a busy man with all the lovely island ladies who need you to keep them warm as the north wind blows south. squeeze a few for me... but not 'too' hard.
whisky - is the kid telling spillane to 'shut the hell up' yet?
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899
name - spillane
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9/22/2004 7:09:08 PM
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Rich, you need to send me that stuff and i will post it, it is pretty funny.
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898
name - r's observations
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9/22/2004 5:59:26 PM
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- jello shots are good on the fifth day
- apparently publix and myself do not know the difference between honey mustard and spicy mustard
- i am predicted to beat spillane 105 - 95 this week.
- never let chris convince you to take a "shortcut"
- never look a man in the eye when he's on his bike with his shirt off carrying a six pack of natural ice
- i am always sick the day after chris leaves town
- it's pretty ackward when your wife answers the phone and its your 23 year old masseuse calling to get your jello shot recipe
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897
name - s
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9/19/2004 9:20:16 PM
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i have been watching a lot of rescue me... trying to understand why dennis leary drinks so much
on another day, c'mon c'mon
with these ropes tied tight, can we do wrong?
now we grieve' cause now it's gone
things were good when we were young
when my teeth bite down i can see the blood
of a thousand men who have come and gone
is it safe to say c'mon c'mon?
was it right to leave
will i ever learn
as i make my way
through these battered nights that seem too long
now we grive 'cause now it's gone
things were good when we were young
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896
name - j
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9/19/2004 10:17:44 AM
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i like that last story
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895
name - s
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9/18/2004 10:43:03 PM
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florida looked good, real good... i decided to write a western gunshooter story involving florida. i knew you were watching and i could feel a disturbance in the force. like a million souls screaming out then suddenly silenced... so i laughed and decided to call your punk ass...
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894
name - chris
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9/18/2004 10:01:56 PM
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spillane, you ever leave a message like that on my phone again and you are a dead man.
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893
name - s
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9/18/2004 8:54:42 PM
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MOS DEF:
40% of Americans own a cell phone
so they can hear, everything that you say when you ain't home
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892
name - ak
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9/15/2004 7:54:54 PM
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theres a concert in november. I may come out for it. if thats not dedication than I don't know what is. I just need a ticket to belgium and your couch to crash on.
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891
name - jersey mike
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9/14/2004 10:44:17 AM
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hey gang! amber, no luck with sharko shopping this weekend. gonna have to check in mons. actually i'm off thursday so can hit the town and have a look-see. where the hell am i going to send the thing though???
james, got your email. thanx. will write soon - just as soon as this essay that i have to get done and turned in by midnight. arsenal are on tonight too in the champions league!
later... or, ttfn...
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890
name - ak
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9/14/2004 5:08:18 AM
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chiskey: chinese for whiskey
ex: chiskey chris
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889
name - ak
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9/14/2004 12:15:03 AM
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to be sung to the melody of "partridge in a pear tree":
four chinese business men
three malaysian pole dancers
two bottles of chiskey
and a drunken ammmmmmmmmmmmmber........
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888
name - r
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9/13/2004 1:58:59 PM
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add:
fantasy commish,
survivor commish, and....
rich's golf bitch come monday
btw, we're going back to the squirrel monkey golf resort
btw, i had to look up squirrel in the dictionary and it pretty much describes chris (bushy-tailed balding rodent living chiefly on spillane's nuts)
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887
name - chris
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9/11/2004 9:39:26 AM
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thanks for the congats, mike...
good news, wrldmrine.com is now 'up' just as much as my newborn!
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