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name - spillane
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11/28/2003 12:02:08 PM
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AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
'83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG...LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER BE REWARD.
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
GERMAN SHEPHARD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
At a Budapest Zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Hotel Acapulco:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are
welcome to it.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian
Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous
Russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are
buried daily except Thursday.
Supermarket, Hong Kong:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous,
efficient self-service.
Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong:
Ladies have fits upstairs.
Tailor shop, Rhodes:
Order your summer suit because is big rush, we will
execute customers in strict rotation.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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name - spillane
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11/25/2003 10:15:02 AM
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chris will give me XP, then i will be good
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name - amberlovesyouall
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11/22/2003 7:28:33 PM
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hey no but on the real fo-sho, I miss writing funny stories for my adoring fans. And you guys too. I'll leave you with a quick one. I almost ripped my finger off the other day. bad news bears. bad news cordoroy. bad news paddington.
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name - ambertron
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11/22/2003 7:24:48 PM
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shake your tits, shake your dicks father fuckers....ah yes another beut of a song from my twin sister peaches (note the beard boys). Whats wrong here anyway? Amber and james internetless beating eachother with sticks like monkeys trying to salvage what is left of our post europian eupnia and make it to the heart of the winter without ripping out eachothers.... bareknuckle style. Sort of like a samurai would. the last samuraiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEE-YIIIII
leads one to wonder who the last man standing will be? yeah, I figured it would be me too.
cocky sum-bitch
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name - Ian Cummings
email - e_man_07@hotmail.com
11/22/2003 2:25:07 PM
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Hey james send me your email
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name - spillane
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11/20/2003 11:34:09 AM
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i will never get the internet
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name - jonas
email - nikki6atspeakeasynet
11/18/2003 9:01:25 AM
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new indoor sk8 park in seattle to
keep on keepin on... thanks capt. morgan!
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name - r
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11/14/2003 4:42:03 PM
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thanks brother. been one hell of a trip. caleb fought like hell to get into this world. he is my little man. your in for a real treat when you and tiff pop one out. call me and i'll tell you all the sights and sounds your in for.
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name - jch
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11/13/2003 9:07:46 PM
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ha! just got in from a ross in oklahoma. just got your message too. will call ya tomorrow. if you want the gist: india was great. i had a really excellent time. but i was there with fly people and just hit on some really fly circumstances. so it was fun for me. other people haven't had as good a time. just all what you make of it. but know this: you'll live like a king for three weeks. you know, if that means anything to ya. talk to you soon...
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name - chris
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11/12/2003 9:29:14 PM
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funny...i was just looking at that website last night on a suggestion from matt mcdermott. btw, i called and left you a vm. give me a call punk.
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name - jch
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11/12/2003 8:17:52 PM
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http://seeker.dice.com/seeker.epl?rel_code=1102&op=2
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name - jch
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11/12/2003 6:27:34 PM
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my friend darren (also from florida and dying to get back there again) just got a gig with citrix in fort lauderdale. he's a software tester now, and his last day with ms is in two weeks. you should do what he did: go to dice.com and search around. maybe after a few months i could get him to give you the hookups. word...
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name - chris
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11/9/2003 8:23:57 AM
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congratulations to Rich on being a new dad. his son was born last night. good luck, we wish you the best...
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name - Ben Jonjak
email - dpestilence@yahoo.co
11/7/2003 10:13:37 AM
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Howdy,
I came to your page from a link on the David Barringer page. I was hoping to find a place to submit short stories, but it doesn't look like I came to the right place. Still I liked the way you guys write. Feel free to check out my page at:
http://www.angelfire.com/droid/deathpestilence/
And if you wan to do a link swap, just send me a note.
Cheers...Ben
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name - jch
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11/6/2003 11:03:35 AM
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aaaaaaahahahahaha... touche. nothing like a little graphic humor to get your morning started out right.
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name - chris
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11/4/2003 8:56:43 PM
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i am back in posession of it after pulling it out of your arse..
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name - colbyh
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11/4/2003 3:41:29 PM
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thanks, ambie-kins! no, no women here. i had enough there to last me a lifetime. ha! chris, i'm glad to see you are now in possession of a "big thing". it's amazing what surgery can do.
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name - ak
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11/3/2003 7:36:10 PM
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fuckity fuck fuck fuck!! Welcome home colby ol' chap. Bring any souveniers in the shape of indian women with you? We all toasted to your safe return.
Chris does have a VERy large thing in his livingroom....and its not my boyfriend (if you know what I mean) it is the tv of Zues. The acropolis would be jealous of this divine peace of technology just enveloping the room around it. Like too much sauce on your spaghetti....have a little room with your TV my friend! Ahhh....who the hell am I to talk....now I'll just go to chris's for a night out at the movies. And Wesley....yes Wesley again has blessed us with his interesting to say the least presence. Why, right now as I speak the boys are downstairs causing all kinds of hoot'n'nannies in the name of Capt'n Morgan, patron saint of wrldmrine.
Did I say wrldmrine? Haven't heard that name in a while. Brings about all kinds of warm nostalgia running though me.....or maybe thats the So-co I've been sucking down. Anywho, love to hate you. hate to love you. ak
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name - spillane
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11/3/2003 7:17:16 PM
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chris has a very, very large object in his living room. (and its not me)
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name - gone till november?
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11/2/2003 6:52:13 AM
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i'm back, oh flyest of the fly. india was great. go if you get the chance... and give a kiss to my mother.
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name - spillane
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10/30/2003 9:54:53 AM
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some text i found on a peice of paper that was laying on the ground. which is a beautiful little story, of a woman trying to convince her fellow co-workers of a better place to eat dinner................. I say: let's do something in Seattle…rather than the same old
tired "regular" haunts. Ideas: Asian: Chinoise at International
District or Queen Anne (lots of Atkins-variety) Italian: Bizarro's at
Wallingford (not-so-Atkins, but really FUN and tasty) - Thai: Siam at
Lake Union (classic Thai)- Thai: Jai Thai at Fremont OR Belltown
(classic Thai)\ Thai: Typhoon at Belltown (slightly upscale Thai)
Seafood: Ray's at the Locks (a Seattle legacy) Seafood: Salty's at
West Seattle (great view\, great food) Interesting: Bik's at
Greenwood/105th (ever eaten here? YUM) Chowder: Duke's at Greenlake or
Lake Union (a Seattle tradition)\n- Hawiian: Luau at Greenlake area (ask
Tony) Brazillian: Temperodo Brasil at U-district (superfantastic)\n-
New Mexican: Tia Lou's at Belltown (great margaritas, great food)\n\nI
mean, of course it's smart to kind of stick close to an area that's
"central" to everyone….but Mel & Laura never get to really enjoy
Seattle, and we keep telling them there's a lot to see….
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name - spillane
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10/30/2003 9:45:28 AM
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hopefully i will have the internet tomorrow. hopefully i will have the internet tomorrow. hopefully.
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name - spillane
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10/29/2003 1:46:40 PM
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the whole album is really good
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name - jch
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10/29/2003 11:23:27 AM
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hey chris... i downloaded the aforementioned STROKES song. it's boss. now i just have to figure out how to shake my groove thang. thanks for the tip.
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name - ak
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10/27/2003 2:44:49 PM
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amber amber amber. used to be the sun. now just a shadow in its wake. sometimes she likes to play games and hide in the path of a tree. she never gets a sunburn although she often gets lost in the dark. she worries alot that people will forget her but a glance to their feet, a remider you cant quite shake. like peter pan , a needle and thread, a needle in the hay.
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