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name - Ben Jonjak

email - dpestilence@yahoo.co

1/4/2004 2:42:45 PM

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Howdy,
That should read yahoo.com. Remember me? I assume that James is going to get this, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I was just writing to see if James or somebody else wanted a review copy of a book I just published. If so, send your address to the e/mail listed above and I'll send you a copy in February.
Thanks, and hope all is cooooool.
Cheers...Ben



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304

name - spillane

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1/2/2004 6:09:59 PM

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Your shipment may arrive in a non-pornocastle.com box. Don't worry! We sometimes ship products in non-pornocastle.com boxes for increased security, to protect your valuable purchase.




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303

name - spillane

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12/31/2003 10:01:10 AM

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Confetti security readied for New Year's celebrations... do we need security for confetti... cnn thinks so



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302

name - chris

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12/30/2003 9:58:08 PM

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new video just posted under the video section. more to come soon....one of spillane's hand cut open i hear...



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301

name - colbyh

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12/28/2003 11:28:49 AM

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I'm 6'1 and 195 lbs, baby. Trim as you please too. Put that in your pipes... =)

C



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300

name - spillane

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12/28/2003 9:40:42 AM

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www.jamesspillane.com is mine



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299

name - chris

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12/27/2003 7:26:51 PM

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www.chrisholland.com is mine.



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298

name - amber k

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12/25/2003 5:05:09 PM

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chris, according to james I am the superior snowboarder. what'ya say we settle this like women?



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297

name - ak

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12/25/2003 5:00:21 PM

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you can have one of my breasts and one of james's as they are the same size.



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296

name - Sean (the COCK)

email - acoustic_asasins@hot

12/25/2003 2:29:58 PM

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you're all a bunch of fat asses. im here at 155 and cant seem to put on any weight. so give ur fat to me u lazy asses.



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295

name - ak

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12/25/2003 11:28:10 AM

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james's fat ass is just a balancing attribute to support his fat balls. Balls that speed him down mountains faster then a man his size should be allowed to go. Balls that keep the eyes cool and dry whilst undergoing surgery to reattach a thumb ripped off by the ice and snow.
amber, on the other hand is not fat and cries like a baby everytime she has to get off the ski-lift.

happy quanza asswipes.



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294

name - spillane

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12/25/2003 10:24:59 AM

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merry christmas from ocean shores, but mostly merry christmas from snoqualmie pass, where i live and snowboard on double kinked rails... also where i don't have DSL yet, but will most likley end up with a dial-up war games style connection... love you all... peace out



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293

name - zach

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12/24/2003 3:22:40 PM

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merry christmas from belgium.

except that guy down the street. he does not extend his holiday greetings to any of you.



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292

name - zach

email - zach@radiochoke.com

12/24/2003 3:18:32 PM

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JAMES! where are you?



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291

name - spillane

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12/24/2003 9:32:12 AM

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when i was in high school i weighed 155... went into the army at 161.... got out at 175... got married and went up to 190.... got divorced and rose to 200... so the way i figure it... you guys are 190 now... you will go to college and gain 20 pounds, then graduate and gain another 20... then maybe settle down with some little philly... where you will weigh in some where around 230-250... SO WHOS THE FUTURE FAT ASS NOW!!!



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290

name - jason

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12/23/2003 12:01:01 PM

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hi fat asses (Spillane and Steve) i am snuggly under 190. ha




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289

name - spillane

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12/21/2003 5:02:55 PM

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cut my thumb off today... had to pay 500 dollars for this feat.



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288

name - spillane

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12/16/2003 3:39:28 PM

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Just let you know:

We are strong we are willing and we are tragically hip, and Chris Holland is too…

We are clean, and pretend to be neat, we are sometimes cold, and Chris Holland works hard…

If we made a mistake, please don’t hold it against us, and Chris Holland is often confused with people of intelligence…

It is snowing outside, and Chris Holland is watching it on TV…

The universe is so round that if you went in the straight line you would end up where you started, and Chris Holland is wearing his new Burton Jacket…

We live in one of the most beautiful places on the planet earth, and Chris Holland knows all the right people…

The deepest lake in the world Lake Baikal, it is so deep that it holds about one-fifth of the world's non-frozen fresh water supply, and Chris Holland knows this…

Me move though life at incredible speeds, and maybe sometimes we should slow down and enjoy our surroundings, and it is fun to say Chris Holland…




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287

name - chad

email - snail mail

12/15/2003 8:42:14 AM

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everytime someone tells me "nice haircut" i smile back with all 4 teeth and say "thanks, I just got it cut.." it's the truth...



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286

name - spillane

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12/11/2003 2:27:06 PM

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how come everyone wants to know how fat i am? and to that i say, nice hair cut, hope you win.



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285

name - Steve-0

email - steverw69@hotmail

12/10/2003 7:21:05 PM

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hey james, just another loyal fan of yours stopping by. so now you are 215, im sadly 5-10 close to the 200 club. well if you ever have a minute or 10 write me an email sometime.



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284

name - spillane

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12/10/2003 9:23:00 AM

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Notes: well, I was kind of hoping that chris would update the site. I have more than enough ample materiel, and can people to contribute, but the simple fact is chris gets off work some where in the 6:30 time frame, then heads home to work out, after working out, he likes to think of things like showering, finally by 9:00, in his nice warm socks, and a mug of hot coco, chris sits down in front of his very large of a distraction of a television set… I figure most likely updates aren’t accruing for a number of reasons, weight watchers, a jumbotron television set, and my lack of internet, which allows me to bombard chris with complaints, for now I will be forced to use this forum for my complaints.

My Lack of internet: to let everyone out there know, as of yesterday, my internet problems have been upgraded to a “chair 2” which means, somewhere in tech support land, there is a ranking of technicians, and I have been upgraded from general lackey off the streets, to some guy who actually graduated from high school. Hopefully this will solve the problem, but I doubt it… I am looking at some comp.




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283

name - spillane

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12/7/2003 12:37:22 AM

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Took my board out, it is fast. more a match to me.... blasted what little airs I could, and the landings were almost pre dialed, it was too easy, the only sacrifice is in the time it takes you to go from rail to rail, but fuck that. It is all a matter of leg strength and body movement



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282

name - spillane

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12/6/2003 9:12:02 PM

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just got back from boarding with chris. he had a new get up, i had a new get up, we both had new get ups... but he couldn't get me up if he had a crane... if you know what i mean... ok that was stupid, i think i saw it on a david spade movie or something. did you know that out of 6.8 billion people, 2.5 billion have never made a phone call... let alone the internet... which is something that eludes me to this day...



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281

name - jason

email - sauceman650@hotmail

11/28/2003 2:53:26 PM

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hay james send me your email and some of your shit btu not shit, some of your writings



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