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name - chris
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8/21/2003 9:54:43 PM
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funny-ha-ha or funny-take-it-in-the-ass?
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name - ak
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8/21/2003 1:04:36 PM
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need I say more about james and his friends. I think homoeroticism speaks for itself.
Colby, it looks like your not the only "funny" boy after all.
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name - chris
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8/21/2003 11:13:03 AM
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actually the image of you sprawled out on my daybed, naked as a jaybird, arms extended like jesus on the cross, waking up confused...that's the one that really gets me off. man, that is hot!
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name - ak
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8/21/2003 10:24:36 AM
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James asked me out on a date like this: " Hey Amber. You, me, a tarp, some oil and a football.
How could a girl resist.
Little did I know he played this game with all his friends.
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name - spillane
email -
8/21/2003 9:56:30 AM
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yeah, i am sure you "rubbed off" on amber, or at least to her.
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name - chris
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8/21/2003 9:34:27 AM
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put on some clothes before you try and talk to me...
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name - spillane
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8/21/2003 9:22:34 AM
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chris, your leaving yourself open a little bit... just thought i would let you know, before i let loose the dogs of war... "amber i've rubbed off on you? you just won yourself a round round trip ticket to the chris holland school of comedy" hahahaaha!
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name - chris
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8/21/2003 8:17:39 AM
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damn amber...you are on fire. i guess all that time hanging out with me must have rubbed off on you. the brandon lee comment? come on...that was priceless. dungeons and dragons? money.
don't worry about the 2 dollar tip, i see a scholarship to the 'chris holland school of comedy' in your future.
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name - Jersey Mike
email -
8/21/2003 4:10:51 AM
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if the Zach route fails (com'on Zach, don't let me down!), I'll have to dig around my room-over-the-garage and find randomly thrown floppy disks. its bound to be on one of them! what's happening with the floppies these days anyway... i bought a laptop finally and there is no place to put the floppy. there is only a CD reader/compartment that doubles as a coffee cup holder. now its nice to this but when i draft a document and want to re-save it later, i still have the original b.s.! what a computer world!
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name - Jersey Mike
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8/21/2003 2:33:54 AM
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Amber - I will have to dig the story out (both parts!) but I did send it to Zach. Hey Zach, you still have it?!?!?!
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name - amber (again)
email -
8/20/2003 11:34:00 PM
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some pompous ass microsoft motherfucker (no offense chris) gave me a two dollar tip tonight and told me to put it towards my college fund. I gave it back to him and told him to save it for his dungeons and dragons dagger.
His golf buddies just about fell out of their bar stools laughing.
The whole thing ended with his flacid pride dolling out a fifty dollar tip for me.
So much for that new set of oyster shuckers. (again no offense chris)
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name - ak
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8/20/2003 11:16:51 PM
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I think zach is playing with something no doubt, Im just not so sure its "ideas".
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name - amber
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8/20/2003 11:14:16 PM
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In need some ideas. In two weeks the salmon will be running. My little brother and I are brainstorming to find a way to make money off of all the fishing tourists. We thought maybe a setting up gutting booth where we can clean and put peoples fish on ice. Slice them up and bag 'em in steaks...we thought about cooking up salmon sandwhiches and shit like that but there just isn't enough time to prepare. Food handlers liscencing and what-not.... think! think! damnit!
I could were a wet t-shirt and charge people to wrestle me in kiddie pool of salmon fat. My brother can be the referee.
My dad has a "lil' indian chief" fish smoker. But I think we'll need a liscence again. The guy at my resteraunt has a liscence. Maybe he will let us put everything under his name.
We could set up a "hit your friend in the face with a fish" booth.
Or a weigh station we're people can weigh and measure there fishie (with a poloroid to go with it) OOOh, or we can charge people to enter a "Master Fisher contest" Winner gets a hawaiin lay and a singing wide mouth billy bass. Raffles where people get to win stupid northwest indian carved oak front yard bear figurines.
My brother could wear a wet suit strapped with a hundred pounds of fish bait and charge people fifty bucks per swim in the river.
Profits are just screaming to be made.
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name - amber
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8/20/2003 10:53:59 PM
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when kurt kobain died, the world mourned.
when brandon lee died, chris holland mourned.
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name - chris
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8/20/2003 2:08:31 PM
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i am spartipuss
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name - amber
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8/20/2003 12:36:37 PM
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mike, send me the story and I will see if i can work my "mojo" on sparticus.
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name - ak
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8/20/2003 12:28:06 PM
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yes, I dare say I could kill an african with just one glance.
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name - Jersey Mike
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8/20/2003 5:40:22 AM
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James - there was this great piece submitted to you about Amber going to her first soccer game, which was down in Paris in June! Amber had such an influence on one of the Cameroon players that he died a few days later! I think you should put that brilliantly funny story on the page!!! Now who wrote it again... hmmm....
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name - ak
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8/19/2003 10:32:04 AM
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sounds like he ain't doing so well in the "sauce" department
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name - spillane
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8/19/2003 10:16:04 AM
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jason the sauceman, young wrldmriner in training...
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name - zach
email - afs
8/19/2003 9:33:19 AM
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we're playing with some new ideas.
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name - Jersey Mike
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8/19/2003 8:32:55 AM
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James - whats up with your page? Run out of things to write about?
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name - chris
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8/19/2003 8:12:40 AM
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tiger tiger woods y'all
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name - jason
email - gugiugiugu
8/19/2003 6:22:25 AM
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fuck
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name - jason saucedo
email - sauceman650@yahoo.co
8/19/2003 6:21:27 AM
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hey whats up. heard you can't find a job that sucks. i'm going to get the internet soon so i'll probably write more. Stories? Well three weeks ago me and my canadian friend got blasted and lit fireworks in my nayborhood at 3 o'clock in the morning, found out later that i woke miss joy and her husband that night while i was being writ up by gordy. wish i could tell you i've gotten laid already, but unfortunetly i can't-but keep rootin for me-2 more months tops guaranteed. got go tho football pratice so see you later. By the way that a pretty cool picture where you're all over the place. LATER.
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