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name - ak
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8/18/2003 6:14:31 PM
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the game: Put Put mini golf (18 hole)
the players: James "Cant find the hole" Spillane vrs: Amber "One hit Wonder" Kiker
the score: Amber: 26 swings James: 37
next time were making it a skins match.
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name - mmmmm!, Oatmeal
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8/18/2003 2:17:55 AM
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Beans Beans the Musical Fruit!
The More You Eat, The More You TooT!
The More You Toot The Better You Feel!
So LETS HAVE BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL!!!!
YAAAAA
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name - elli
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8/17/2003 8:16:41 AM
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Long Island, NY. August 17th, 1974, weather today will continue to be hot and humid, in the high 90's.
The elevator doors open and you can feel the heat rising off of the people exiting it.
They are coming to see me and witness the first of the 3 best and greatest accomplishments of my life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAMES
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name - jonathan
email -
8/16/2003 3:46:39 PM
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for a good time call 602 241-3188. ask for 'number 3109'.
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name - ambers mantra
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8/15/2003 10:57:12 PM
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I will not miss my train tomorrow I will not miss my train tomorrow.
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name - ak
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8/15/2003 10:56:23 PM
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I just heard a modest mouse song on a nissan quest commercial. "whats that writing on your everything?? It isn't anything at all....." wierd.
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name - jch
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8/15/2003 10:06:44 PM
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really??? one of me on the basketball court?
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name - spillane
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8/15/2003 3:11:04 PM
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i will
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name - amber says:
email -
8/14/2003 10:48:02 PM
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you can use my skin to bury secrets in.
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name - ak
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8/13/2003 11:20:49 PM
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does this porno mean I will have to ask my mom to wax my ass?
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name - ak
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8/13/2003 11:20:01 PM
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jamie, please refrain form being too hard and stiff and warm bodied in bed with your compatriot there.
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name - amber answer
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8/13/2003 11:18:14 PM
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those numbers and letters are all in sets of four?
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name - spillane
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8/13/2003 10:52:07 PM
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we are working, we are working hard, real hard and long, and sweaty. we are working so hard that we are stiff and need something warm, and soft, like a bed to rest our hard stiff sweaty bodies in, we are that hard. we are up, up so late in the night, imagine that, being so hard up as we are... just to bring you wrldmrine. you shall see
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name - spillane
email -
8/13/2003 1:05:27 PM
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i will make one of you on a basketball court, i am gonna make a porno one with amber
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name - colby
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8/13/2003 10:22:06 AM
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that is freakin' awesome. how'd you do that???
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name - spillane
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8/13/2003 8:59:56 AM
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what do these numbers and letters have in common?
JG43, RH46, ET56, LC58, SD59, DM97, AJ98, JL03
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name - james and amber
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8/13/2003 12:45:30 AM
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amber says:
BOO
amber says:
waiting for you
james says:
i saw what you wrote
amber says:
what did I write?
james says:
i am on chris' xp
james says:
meaning, i am not logged in
amber says:
oh
james says:
we are dling some stuff,
amber says:
weird
james says:
i cant close anything out
amber says:
leaving you alone to dl fleetwood mac
amber says:
fag
amber says:
I am just having a teenage, air guitar jam session here
amber says:
one must do that when one moves back in with parents
james says:
if i say that i love you, you say, you better you better you better, if i say that i need you, you say, you better
amber says:
just like jr high man METALLICA!
amber says:
you better
james says:
funny
james says:
i worry
amber says:
I went for a long walk tonight and started thinking about writing the trials and tribulations of amber kiker
james says:
that i am not funny, or creative or good looking enough, or money for you... then i drink a few beers and call up some sluts i know and everything is better
amber says:
starting with the hitchike to san fran via going the wrong way on the I'5 at fourteen years old
james says:
that would be a good story
amber says:
so would me killing you and your slut friends
amber says:
I never fucked for money
amber says:
no matter what people tell you.
james says:
you have a million stories, so do i, they are better than what is on tv now, it is all in translation and marketing
amber says:
I want my own special
amber says:
a comedy hour
amber says:
I have always thought about doing stand-up
amber says:
I would be good after a few beers
amber says:
then the whole thing would end in a fist fight with myself
amber says:
My mom wants to get our nails done at the neighbors
james says:
i want to do what i am doing now, living and loving real people, being able to move with freedom, chris makes money, but he is tied to it, tied down
amber says:
I don't want to look like a premadonna when I come up though
amber says:
you cant move with very much freedom without money sweets
amber says:
example....airplane tickets, train tickets
james says:
that is not what i am saying
amber says:
my dad bought a big boat
amber says:
I know
james says:
i am saying, once you get a good job, you tie your life to it
amber says:
hook line sinker.
amber says:
not me
amber says:
I will never achieve so much
james says:
i almost think it is better to have little jobs and move
james says:
go with the flow
amber says:
I hate school and I cant sit still long enough to tie my shoes....let alone keep a job
amber says:
I agree
amber says:
so, loosers it is.
james says:
no
amber says:
I know
james says:
i think one is better than the other
james says:
i worry about so many things, and there was a time when i didnt
amber says:
happiness over bondage
james says:
and now i have nothing, except you
james says:
and i dont worry
james says:
it is wierd
james says:
i feel so free
amber says:
I used to worry about so many things and now I am growing into myself, my beliefs
james says:
explosive
amber says:
I can make choices.
james says:
you can
amber says:
and I choose not to choose
james says:
we are growing
amber says:
going with the flow
james says:
life is really about fun, not about money
amber says:
superimposed through a bottle
james says:
money brings comfort which is often confused with fun, but it is not the same thing
amber says:
down with money
james says:
no
james says:
listen
amber says:
until I need a day at the spa
amber says:
sorry....please continue aristotle
james says:
i remember my friends dad saying to me, after i was thinking about buying a car for 5 grand, he said to me, do you think that car will buy you 5 grand worth of fun
james says:
and it all made sense
amber says:
an ipefinny
james says:
i am gonna go, you can do what ever,
james says:
out
amber says:
ip-e-phany
amber says:
E-piph-any
amber says:
fuck.
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name - spillane
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8/13/2003 12:16:55 AM
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a real father wants his son to be more than he is, rather than a carbon copy
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name - a
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8/12/2003 10:47:06 PM
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now if only I could spell it.
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name - ak
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8/12/2003 10:46:25 PM
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that was funny shit! I love the word serepticious. It reminds me of a good song by dead can dance. "Im in love with an american girl, she's my best friend. I love her serepticious smile that hides the feelings within her."
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name - KURT LUCHS
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8/12/2003 5:56:55 PM
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Good morning, and welcome to United Airlines Space Shuttle flight number 909 to Kuala Lumpur and continuing on to the Moon base at Copernicus Crater City. Please remain in your seat throughout takeoff and after entering orbit. If you must leave your seat, keep your magnetic boots on and walk slowly and carefully. Do not remove your boots and try to float down the aisle carrying your boots. Do not wait until the head of one of your fellow passengers or a crew member is between your boots and a metal wall and then let the boots go, pretending not to know what will happen.
Under no circumstances should you cover your mouth with one hand, make false radio static noises and say, "Houston, we have a problem." Nor should you fashion a realistic alien pseudopod out of phosphorescent Silly Putty and surreptitiously place it on the shoulder of the passenger in front of you. Nor should you make strange gurgling sounds, clutch your heart and yell hysterically, "The little bugger's biting through my chest cavity!"
When being served your in-flight meal, please refrain from asking the flight attendant what went wrong with the food replicators. Do not refer to any crew member as "Seven of Nine" or "Two of 36D," and do not mention, even obliquely, your own "very personal Borg implant." Keep the lid on your drink at all times. Do not attempt to "liberate" your drink from the "unnatural restraints of a weak, contemptible gravitational field." If your drink should accidentally escape from its sealed reverse-pressure container, do not slap the ball of liquid and disperse it into a thousand tiny globules.
If you are seated near an emergency exit, do not ask the flight attendant for an electric screwdriver under the pretext that you are "just one lug nut away from Nirvana." Do not place a holographic decal of a Hubble telescope photo of a supernova on the window and ask your fellow passengers what that strange light is out there. It would also be a mistake at this point to cut a Ping-Pong ball in half, draw scraggly lines on the pieces with a red felt-tip pen, insert a piece into each eye socket and moan, "Oh my God, not that solar flare thing again!"
When the order is given to turn off all cellular phones, laptop computers and portable DVD players prior to takeoff, it would be considered a serious breach of security to keep pounding the mouseball and screaming, "More thrust, damn it, we need more thrust or we'll never achieve escape velocity!"
Passengers are strictly forbidden to pull down the oxygen masks directly above their seats unless first instructed by a nonimaginary crew member. Further, they are not to breathe into the mask, cough as if suffocating, and declare, "My people need at least a 40 percent chlorine mixture to maintain normal body metabolism." Simulated body spasms and cries for anyone present to erect a level 10 force field and fill it with your world's atmosphere could be disruptive to other travelers.
If you need to use the restroom, it would be best to withhold any loudly uttered comments from within the cubicle along the lines of, "My arm! It's got my arm!" or "Cut it out—that tickles!" Do not bang your fist on the inside wall and issue a warning about the wormhole reopening and the need to reverse impulse engines.
During our final approach and landing, please avoid assuming a head-down crash position atop the nearest flight attendant and imitating an air-raid siren or any type of emergency vehicle or injured seagoing mammal.
If you are unable to read or understand these instructions, do not ask the passenger next to you to read the instructions silently to themselves while you attempt to perform a Vulcan mind-meld.
Finally, we ask that while waiting to exit from the spacecraft, you refrain from any high-decibel outbursts in which you plead frantically for someone named "Hal" to "open the pod bay doors."
We hope you enjoy the flight, and thank you for choosing United on your first day of lunar work-release.
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name - chris
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8/12/2003 5:40:35 PM
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fuck with me and i will sick my big sister amber on you...
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name - ak
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8/12/2003 2:53:13 PM
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ignore me Im drunk.
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name - ak one last time
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8/12/2003 2:50:35 PM
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Normally I wouldn't even pay attention to some obviously ignorant motherfucker who doesn't know shit about whats going on behind the scenes. Like the old adage goes "never argue with a fool, people may not know the difference between you".
But it really irritates me to see someone come along and bag on shit that they have not worked to do anything for. Its like going up to fucking picasso and saying "Hey, you missed a spot". The song "what have you done for me lately" comes to mind. What a selfish lazy attitude this arrogant wimp has!! Enjoy the tunes, enjoy the pictures, in time they will come again. But don't fucking whip the working burrow. I really feel foolish for even bothering to make this point to you because I know this negativity is not part of the "you want us, cant stop us, we'll slap you all if you try" attitude that has been the mantra of late. I just fucking feel personally offended that you think your some kind of authority on any of this. There are people working very hard to make you laugh, to give you your simon and garkunkle in the park feeling, stockpiling audio, video, scribbles, and words in a secret bunker waiting to be decoded.
Consider yourself slapped.
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name - ak
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8/12/2003 2:34:55 PM
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you want pictures? Picture this "your ass, my boot"
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