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name - ls
email -
7/24/2005 10:27:53 PM
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wow no one. shall i be proud. %^$&CD^#*CVR^(*T&^ P*(&G*(P HOW DO U LIKE THOSE APPLES ... OK NITE NITE
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1367
name -
email -
7/24/2005 9:58:31 PM
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no spelling mistakes? who was helping you??
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1366
name - ls
email -
7/24/2005 9:45:36 PM
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IM BACK. OH LIFE IS GRAND. OK NOW THIS IS THE TIME WHERE CRIS WRITES BACK SOMETHING MEAN. PEACE OUT TO THE SINDAKIT...
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1365
name - j
email -
7/24/2005 1:10:35 AM
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I think of humans, humans as a whole… we are breaking the astro-plane
The internet is just the beginning. I look at pictures of myself, and stories that I have written, and watch them being zapped all over the world. And then I go to sleep and think about where am I living? Who am I?
suddenly I wake up and see that people from ever country have e-mailed me, almost like they are connected to my life with-out even knowing who i "really am"… and my inbox has a million porno graphic e-mails from these penis growing adult friend finder match making sites and I think
wow
you love me and you dont even know me? this is the next step? people meeting people with-out meeting people... genuis?
but how do I get laid?
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1364
name - ak
email -
7/23/2005 12:55:04 AM
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glad to be back.
THANK YOU FOR THE MONEY
still, unfortunately, to my dismay...no gang rape. maybe you could send some more...one can only dream.
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1363
name - s
email -
7/22/2005 8:17:36 PM
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good to see you are spending that money wisely... maybe, if you are lucky, you will get gang raped
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1362
name - chris
email -
7/22/2005 10:11:32 AM
comment -
glad to see you back...
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1361
name - ak
email -
7/21/2005 8:42:58 PM
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that "guest, pass" login shit took me forever to figure out. of course i have swilled down copius amounts of vicadin with wmrm's tonight.
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1360
name - spillane
email -
7/21/2005 4:34:00 PM
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i love all you guys... wrldmrine, the crew, all that crap... but most of all i love the chick with the big tits who was at the leigion last night
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1359
name - sunken park
email -
7/19/2005 4:08:47 PM
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come back and do kickflips
grind on the quarter
summertime in friday harbor
tourists around, grls to be found
a buyer for some beer
ramp at the school, all day long,
and it was playin..
i am a nightmare walkin
psychopath talkin
king of my jungle
just a gangster stalkin......
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1358
name - chris
email -
7/11/2005 8:33:56 AM
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after thinking about it for a bit...yes, you are gay.
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1357
name - am i gay
email -
7/8/2005 8:22:49 PM
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i have a job where i'm sitting or driving 90% of the time, so i have back aches. once a month i go to the chiropractor where i get an hour massage and an adjustment. my usual masseuse, marisa, just had a baby, so i went today not knowing there would be a substitute. upon arrival i see the normal women crew except there is someone new. this someone is a dude named randy and he is my substitute masseuse. at first i'm contemplating canceling my massage and going straight for the adjustment. randy explains that he using neromassage techniques which utilities the bodies natural oils and therefore does not use massage oils or lotions. sounds a little more manly. he also says the neromassage is much deeper and longer lasting...hmmm....i proceed. the whole experience was like having another man try to push his arms through the other side of your body. being the man i am, i gritted my teeth through the whole painful thing. its like randy noticed my uncomfortableness and said, "oh yeah bitch, you think i'm some gay masseuse who likes to rub all over young men....i'll show by beating the living shit out of every muscle in your body." i made it through the whole ordeal, but in booking next months massage i made a request for lisa. by the way, at one point when he used his elbow to hit trigger points from by back to calf...it tickled.
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1356
name -
email -
7/7/2005 6:40:29 AM
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freedom crawford
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1355
name - ???
email -
7/7/2005 12:44:35 AM
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You got drunk at my house in 7th grade.
My name is what our country 'stands' for?.
who am i?
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1354
name - pussy
email -
7/6/2005 11:01:14 PM
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I was moving way to fast, but it felt good to move a machine like that. Our teeth were shiny and white, or at least mine were because of the new whitening system I switched to. Western Family whitening strips (cheaper but same active ingredient as Chest)
It was after jealousy, it was after love, it was shortly after self destruction, or a new form of it, maybe it was enlightenment, or just entertainment.
I was young, strong and had so much going for me, she was what she was. More likely a slut, something below me and convenient, something that elevated my status, my feeling of self worth. Her tits were great. She wore white pants and I had spent most of the night trying to figure out if she wore a g-string or nothing at all.
We were moving fast and our teeth where white…
{What a good way to start a story)
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1353
name - things I learned this weekend:
email -
7/5/2005 7:21:58 AM
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south beach isn’t too crazy at 10 AM. i saw three pair of boobies, two homeless guys bathing in the foot rinse showers, and 50 year old woman wearing nothing but a thong.
when a cuban marries a redneck, the wedding reception is interesting.
the following drink combo nullifies the whole beer before liquor rule …miller lite, miller lite, miller lite, merlot, champagne, chardonnay, merlot, champagne, dewars on the rocks, jack & diet, jack & diet, miller lite, coffee, presidente, presidente, presidente,
to 19 month olds, the toilet is just a small swimming pool.
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1352
name - chris
email -
7/1/2005 12:11:22 PM
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big progress on the web app...details coming soon.
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1351
name - s
email -
6/26/2005 9:51:53 AM
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fuck fuck fuck fuck
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1350
name - chris
email -
6/24/2005 2:24:19 PM
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i know its been a bit...maybe this weekend?
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1349
name - s
email -
6/24/2005 6:09:21 AM
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chris, put up your next story ou bitch
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1348
name - peace
email -
6/16/2005 10:27:45 AM
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Well I am heading out to pick up my son on the 1:10 ferry. That’s the international boat with border patrol and all that junk. 100 percent pure American paranoia, I am sure it will hold me up for thirty minutes… and the whole time it will feel like I am in a Michael Moore film.
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1347
name - c. hollnad
email -
6/14/2005 3:12:02 AM
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that's right, i said 'hollnad'. what's up, gay?
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1346
name - jessica alba
email - mtv movie awards
6/10/2005 10:11:03 AM
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http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000968.html
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1345
name - jets
email -
6/9/2005 11:40:22 PM
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We move like two jets in the sky
So far away and aware
Blips of radar
And when we get close they call it
A near miss
A near crash
But I want nothing more than to know
The design of your hull
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1344
name - r
email -
6/7/2005 8:29:56 AM
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I work with a guy to went camping with three other buddy's and all of their girlfriend/dates.....and this girl was one of them:
"""""Tree limb hits, kills camper at Ginnie Springs camper at a North Florida park died over the weekend after a tree limb struck her Saturday night, the Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office reported.
Deputies did not identify the 31-year-old woman from Clearwater Monday, pending notification of her family about the incident.
The woman had set up a campsite underneath a tree at Ginnie Springs when she was fatally injured, said Sheriff's Office Lt. Bryant Frye.
The tree was a large oak, believed to be about 80 feet tall, according to Sheriff David Turner.
Two troopers, working off-duty at the springs, were called to the campsite after the accident and contacted paramedics and the Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office, said Florida Highway Patrol spokesman Lt. Mike Burroughs.
The accident occurred between 8 and 9 p.m. in the Turkey Roost area of the park. An employee Monday said the area has been marked off by the Sheriff's Office but the park remains open.
Investigators had not determined what might have caused the limb to fall. The area had seen heavy rains in the past several days.
The springs are located off County Road 340 and are a well-known diving spot.
The Sheriff's Office has previously investigated drownings at the springs. But, Frye said, "to my knowledge, I haven't had an incident like this in the past."
"Trees fall all the time," said Rick Dolan, forest area supervisor with the Florida Division of Forestry. To have someone hit by a limb, however, he said, "those kind of things are very rare."""""""
Apparently this girl's skull was crushed and an eye popped out. They had to wait 45 minutes for anyone to show up. She died instantly.
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