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name - jonathan
email - enlargercream.com
5/30/2005 4:11:32 AM
comment -
What's with Swiss girls? They're supposed to be an honest people; straightforward and kind and heart. So you're at a bar chatting one up, drinking beers and trying to seem charming. Winks are given and come-hither looks fly. You even make it a point to ask if she has a boyfriend, and she says no. It's the end of the night and you're making your move, when she mentions her two runts and hubby at home. Not technically a boyfriend, I'll give, but it's a lie none-the-less. Would he appreciate his wife's bum being fondled? The Swiss always eating ice cream sandwiches; ice cream is like cigarettes to them. I do not trust the Swiss.
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1342
name - s
email -
5/28/2005 12:26:47 AM
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Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?
We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it
And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin' you to defy it
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1341
name - click on tv, channel 1
email -
5/27/2005 10:43:23 AM
comment -
http://66.132.187.134/LAZYBOYhome.html
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1340
name - r
email -
5/27/2005 9:57:02 AM
comment -
byob - system of the down
underwear goes inside the pants -lazyboy
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1339
name - chris
email -
5/27/2005 9:43:02 AM
comment -
now that i have had that thing on my nose lopped off, i have seen a huge jump in my popularity.
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1338
name - s
email -
5/26/2005 11:15:57 PM
comment -
sometimes i wish i was a dog, i wish i could tell you when the next tidal wave was coming.
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1337
name - s
email -
5/26/2005 6:21:46 AM
comment -
lets see if this nasty rash goes away.
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1336
name - chris
email -
5/25/2005 1:41:40 PM
comment -
let's see if the comment spam goes away now...
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1331
name - from the great ludacris
email -
5/20/2005 5:57:12 PM
comment -
who let these hoes in my room
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1330
name - s
email -
5/20/2005 6:37:56 AM
comment -
ass fuckers
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1328
name - promo
email -
5/15/2005 2:19:43 PM
comment -
wrldmrine is a fast-growing seattle web magazine, with an influence well beyond its direct audience
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1327
name - s
email -
5/15/2005 10:07:48 AM
comment -
i always liked the weekends. durring the week you are making money for the people who have it figured out, you are making them more money... but the weekends is when it happens, when the dreamers make it happen
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1326
name - r
email -
5/11/2005 3:41:10 PM
comment -
easy there chrissy...don't make me sic erin on you.
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1325
name -
email -
5/11/2005 8:00:01 AM
comment -
Pele'
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1324
name - chris
email -
5/10/2005 11:37:03 AM
comment -
you have a boy for a wife?
gross!
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1323
name - r
email -
5/10/2005 3:53:14 AM
comment -
when your sick for seven days and your boy/wife is on his fifth day of being sick...sometimes you need some self-lovin. don't hate.
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1322
name - colby the missing
email -
5/9/2005 2:44:47 PM
comment -
this guestbook is ghey. why haven't i bee horny? because i've been away. i heart amber.
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1321
name - chris
email -
5/9/2005 7:28:49 AM
comment -
funny thing is, rich considered that 'getting laid'
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1320
name - r
email -
5/7/2005 10:17:28 AM
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mid 40s, 5-6, 180#, long straight kinked hair, glasses, multiple moles...oh yeah, i was in heaven.
little feedback:
1. didn't go with the wife insertion of the meds. we don't play with asses in bed, so why start now.
2. right when the "bullet" gets fully in, there's an suction that propells the "bullet" even further up your ass...pretty cool...er not.
3. inserting herself with a 1" long x 3/8" round bullet and then walking around for the next three hours feeling like there is a 1" long x 3/8" bullet up your ass was about as fun as getting drunk and getting my dick caught in my zipper.
4. i couldn't be gay...no way in hell.
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1319
name - charlie watts
email -
5/6/2005 4:50:43 PM
comment -
Horses are cool. White Horses. They don't like sand being thrown or strangers and they spook easily,
but next time take them carrots, cookies or sugar cubes and they will be your friend. Grasp them gently around the neck, and give them a little kick.
They will take you for a little ride.
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1318
name - s
email -
5/5/2005 4:31:45 PM
comment -
was the doctor hot?
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1317
name - r
email -
5/5/2005 7:40:28 AM
comment -
been sick for six days now…fever, body ache, sore throat, its freezing, dripping sweat. went to the doctor for meds. while there, mentioned i was having pain while pooping…feels like my asshole is being ripped apart….ten seconds later she’s got a finger up there…hemorrhoid…you know, dilation of a blood vein in the anus….actually two of them…one on the surface and another a little further up….prescription = suppository…twice a day. doc says to have my wife help. long term plan = eat enough fiber to softened your stools…don’t sit on the toilet any longer than necessary.
SUMMARY…sick as hell…finger up pooper….hemorrhoid…two of them…wife to stick objects up my ass…twice a day…eat fiber and drink prune juice like a fuckin geriatric…eat to little…hemorrhoid….eat to many…diarrhea…and…eliminate the only quiet time i have anymore…reading the local fish wrap while taking a deuce.
hope your having a good day.
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1316
name - s
email -
5/4/2005 10:15:56 PM
comment -
i was waiting for someone to bag on that... i worked it out so. anyway chris has some great shit posted, you should all read it.
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1315
name - chris
email -
5/4/2005 9:57:45 PM
comment -
penises are cool!
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1314
name - spillane
email -
5/1/2005 9:40:13 PM
comment -
if you like rock
if you have a cock
louis XIV
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