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1086
name - ak
email -
1/21/2005 1:16:35 PM
comment -
here it is...this is funny:
924
name - terese
email -
10/5/2004 11:39:19 PM
comment -
James is good and I feel good reading him knowing him, sort of like he is a cookie at midnight.
Dear Terese,
Clearly you have an eating disorder.
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1085
name - ak
email -
1/21/2005 1:09:54 PM
comment -
Dont forget colbus pulcher and the occasional ditsy girl that james has boasted his little "webzine" too. He makes sure to suggest signing the guest book to them (probably cause he's banking on a compliment or possibly a bootie offer...trust me, I know these things...I've read his emails). Either way, ratings seem to sky rocket after a visit from the illusive female persuasion.
example:
name - kitty
email - 18andsexy4U@snotmail.com
Comment - james your writing is so good! wow! keep up the good work!
(or sometimes they'll get brave and try their hand and poetry)
Comment - James your words are like butter running down my brain, your wisdom like flour warming my crotch...yes james, you are my cookie at midnight.
gimme a break....
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1084
name - ok i dont get it
email -
1/21/2005 9:01:52 AM
comment -
ok theres james, wiskey chris, and how is that jersey ___something.
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1083
name - To Do List
email -
1/21/2005 8:56:15 AM
comment -
-Always remember to put yourself in in others shoes.
-If you lie alot lie alittle less.
-Never look at the big picture or you can really freak out.
-Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom.
-You should never have to make deals with you loved one cause it will never work.
-There will always be bills.
-Laugh Alot.
-Its ok to cry.
-When confronting anyone, always try to say I feel. instead of YOU make me feel.
-One Day at a time.
-Dont forget to wipe your ass.
-And do not always try to wipe others ass. cause that is just nasty.
-Always make a few minutes of the day yours.
-Never go to bed pissed.
-Try not to run from your problems cause they will always find you.
-Always remember what others do for you.
-It is always ok to ask for help when needed.
-Never feel like you are not loved, cause you know your mommy always love you.
-Everyone has lows and highs. So realize it and have as much funny as possable. you will get through it.
-never pass you a grammer or writing class. ha ha or you will end up like me.
-ok thats it for today.
-peace out laura
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1082
name - chris
email -
1/21/2005 8:47:54 AM
comment -
i thought jc was James Colby
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1081
name - ls
email -
1/21/2005 8:09:56 AM
comment -
amber yoy are so f-cking funny. who is jersey mike? who is the guy the flashed she ass and my graduation years back... tell him i have nasty pix of it. haa haa
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1080
name - ak
email -
1/20/2005 10:06:59 PM
comment -
just when I was starting to think "jc" was an acronym for jesus christ....
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1079
name - spillane
email -
1/20/2005 9:17:00 PM
comment -
i just sent something again to JCRANDALL1@triad.rr.com which keeps returning to sender. you can add me to your messanger jspillane@hotmail.com
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1078
name - jc
email -
1/20/2005 6:22:44 PM
comment -
I got a forward from you that was a recycled email to a friend in Belgium. Recycler.
Maybe I expect too much.....Probably so......
Word fool.
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1077
name - spillane
email -
1/20/2005 6:11:58 PM
comment -
i did write back and it was returned to me. bad address, or not up and running.
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1076
name - jc
email -
1/20/2005 4:46:19 PM
comment -
I know I rock. I am the King of Rock. There is none higher....
Spillane should write a dude back. I know it's been awhile, but come on man, for the sake of our kids, write. Or are you in jail? Is there a story behind your impending court date?
Or, if anyone else is interested, send some crap to blackflag84@yahoo.com
Some funny stories hear. Funnier than Spillane's.....
www.tuckermax.com
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1075
name -
email -
1/20/2005 4:25:20 PM
comment -
jc you rock, have you ever been to the san juan islands? o and just make she you always wear you helmet. nice to know more about you
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1074
name - jc
email -
1/20/2005 7:47:32 AM
comment -
I live in NC. Know Spillane from WA. Back when HE was cool. And drunk.
I am a Marine and have been for 16 years. I can imagine what will be said now.
I drink beer, martini's, puss juice and whatever the special of the day is.
No food is too good.
I've run marathons and am a Water Survival Instructor Trainer for the Marine Corps, amongst other things.
I ride Harleys and am building a chopper.
And as far as am I all there? i am not an all there judge. There are different levels of all there.
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1073
name -
email -
1/19/2005 7:46:30 PM
comment -
jc tell me alittle about your self? where u live.....are u all there ect.ect
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1072
name - jc
email -
1/19/2005 4:13:29 PM
comment -
Go back to the drunk amber. She was funnier and way cooler.
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1071
name - sober amber
email -
1/18/2005 10:11:13 PM
comment -
Hey, check it out! My brother was on that show Crank Yankers....well his voice was anyways. He is the guy Wanda Sykes calls about the big old terd she found in her back seat. Its fucking hilarious. Anywho, I didn't even know it was him until tonight.
funny huh?
Does that make me psuedo famous? I demand respect!
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1070
name - ak
email -
1/18/2005 2:16:01 AM
comment -
one thousand and sixtehhh...el neenio....
el neeenio.
dont hate.
dont hate...
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1069
name - a
email -
1/18/2005 2:07:44 AM
comment -
re-cant: not on mother's inflatable matress.
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1068
name - ak
email -
1/18/2005 2:05:53 AM
comment -
side side note: random drunken sex still good.
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1067
name - a
email -
1/18/2005 2:03:52 AM
comment -
side note: sleeping on inflatable matress (again).
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1066
name - ak single again
email -
1/18/2005 2:00:56 AM
comment -
incoming regression: slurping TOP! (tm) Ramen from a pan...
added: cheese and hot sauce.
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1065
name - jersey mike
email -
1/17/2005 5:22:07 AM
comment -
are they still goo-ey? maybe they can make the cover of the goo-ey goo-ey dolls next cd! worth a try!
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1064
name - sj
email -
1/16/2005 11:43:39 PM
comment -
if we are all god's children, then what makes jesus so special?
early hip hop, BDP, Public enemy, NWA, Eric B & Rakim is probably the most true form of rock music we have today in the year 2005.
jack johnson (as a black man) had more money than any negro of 1910. he beat white men down in the ring, drove nice cars and made love to whom ever he pleased (mostly white women) a real threat of the time, even with assasination attempts he still did things his way, and in the end asked "judge me as you wish, but know that i am a man first" which says a lot.
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1063
name - ak
email -
1/15/2005 9:29:29 PM
comment -
it was better than "scabby".
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1062
name - s
email -
1/15/2005 5:00:42 PM
comment -
that is discusting... "while they are still gooey"
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