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name - ak
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8/19/2004 7:11:16 AM
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you forgot the man eating mosquitos which are feasting upon me as I type. Thus making them man AND woman eating mosquitos.
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860
name - r
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8/19/2004 5:14:54 AM
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in honor of wrldmrine, on my bahamian cruise, i drank four wrldmrine rum and cokes, and sang roxanne karaoke style in front of 150 people. after every "roxanne", i yelled "drink", but they just pointed and laughed. kitty-kat ,the host of karaoke, suggested i retire for the night, but changed her mind later after hearing miserable renditions of "i was a coal miner's daughter", "summer lovin", and "feel's like a woman".
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859
name - spillane
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8/18/2004 9:40:12 PM
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chris has the 2nd smallest penis in the wrld and the 2nd largest receding hair line.
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858
name - chris
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8/18/2004 9:13:47 PM
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spillane has the 3rd smallest penis in the wrld.
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857
name - s
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8/18/2004 7:50:34 PM
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Borneo is the third largest island in the world
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856
name - ak
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8/18/2004 6:56:28 AM
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Happy birthday jamie.
I was going to write a little "year in review" of your life but I kept getting depressed beyond cognitive thinking. My hands started to tremble and my soul felt as though it were being sucked out of my belly button with a straw.
Anywho HAPPY 30th!
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855
name - spillane
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8/17/2004 7:40:41 AM
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aug 17th 1974
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854
name - spillane
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8/15/2004 10:18:13 AM
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hey amber, i am sorry about what i wrote in the guestbook, it was mean. anyway, when you say, "your an idiot" i cant help but think about the grinch who stole christmas and when jim carrey was in the cave talking to his echo, "i'm an idiot"
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853
name - ak
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8/15/2004 4:56:25 AM
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your an idiot.
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852
name - s
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8/15/2004 12:28:53 AM
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besides that, you only read one bukowski book "women" and jerked off to it about five times a day, so go suck a banana... you are clueless about me, my life and more so about your own.
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851
name - spillane
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8/15/2004 12:21:50 AM
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maybe i was writing about you, who knows? you were never one to read between the lines, that involves stepping outside of you, you , you.
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850
name - ak
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8/14/2004 10:14:03 PM
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hey james, bulkowski called, he said stop biting my style.
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849
name - ak
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8/14/2004 9:56:39 PM
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your just in it for the oompah loompah. I suppose it would be nice to have a grown man in the house smaller than you for once.
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848
name - spillane
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8/14/2004 1:12:23 AM
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what are we waiting for/ time has lost its hold on me
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847
name - chris
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8/12/2004 9:06:52 AM
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of course, i will need your username, password, and bra size to assist you.
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846
name - chris
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8/12/2004 9:03:30 AM
comment -
amber, email me and i will help.
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845
name - ak
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8/12/2004 12:33:31 AM
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oh, I suppose I should offer a reward or something.....
He who so gallantly saves the princess shall recieve a native oompah-loompah from deep within the rainforests of malaysia, that or I'll send you a wallet made out of a frog.
Im really loosing that edge arent I?
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844
name - ak READ THIS
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8/12/2004 12:29:13 AM
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not that anybody reads this guestbook anymore but, Colby, Chris, any computer savvy person, if your out there....amber needs some serious help. I have some very extremely mucho importante emails that I must retrieve from my hotmail account. But for some fucked up reason I cannot open my email. It keeps saying "Error on page" and some shit like that. Unfortunately the tribal people of borneo who run internet cafes with a trained monkey and a generator from the nineteen fiftees, do not know how to help me. They say it is, quote "hotmail problem", end quote.
This is very serious top priority kind of shit. I must open my email ASAP. Lots of money is involved, or rather LOSS of money is involved if I do not open this fucker. Pleeeeeeeease email me at my OTHER email account that works Amber_talk@hotmail.com......I will give you all my passwords to the other one and we will go from there.
Muchos Gracias....Danke....Terima Kasi........thanks
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843
name - a
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8/11/2004 2:22:14 AM
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if i eat another bowl of rice I shall thrust my chest upon a samuri sword.
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842
name - spillane
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8/7/2004 1:21:05 PM
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that is my ringer.... anyway, we at wrldmrine would like to take a moment of silence for the passing of Rick James...
[moment of silence]
bitch
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841
name - r
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8/7/2004 7:10:49 AM
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Franz Ferdinand
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840
name - chris
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8/6/2004 8:30:34 AM
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we are back.
for good?
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839
name - s
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7/26/2004 12:12:21 AM
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angels sleep inside my bones while demons call my skin home
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838
name - spillane
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7/25/2004 11:41:37 PM
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i slipped away, i slipped away on a little white lie
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837
name - s
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7/24/2004 9:43:54 AM
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yeah, who's the sucker now?
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