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name - Jon
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7/24/2004 2:40:41 AM
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James, despie the spelling mistakes and typos, I think I like your last post, but yet I was there and know what you are talking about. However I don't think anyone else will.
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835
name - spillane
email -
7/23/2004 5:06:18 PM
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its a top ten list rich, you could only think of eight?
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834
name - chris
email -
7/23/2004 8:40:06 AM
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for the record, that was comcast's fault. for some reason after installing my cable internet service, a week later they said i have a bad modem.
brilliant!
my upload speeds are no where what they used to be, so videos will suck for now. i am going to change the links so that they will be able to be saved and downloaded instead.
rich, i haven't heard back from you about my consumer reports email. how'd everything go with that? :)
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833
name - Jersey Mike
email - soonergooner@hotmail.com
7/23/2004 5:52:10 AM
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Jersey Mike in da hooch! Just back from 2 weeks in the USofA where I had to go so that I could remember how to speak English properly after spending every day with foreigners who find it hard to put an English sentence together. You will all be glad to know that New Joisy is still there!
James - got a ticket to go see Arsenal play up in Amsterdam next Friday. Taking a couple of fellow gooners with me. Can't take Juan - he's now in Puerto Rico for at least a year.
Note the new email. Skynet and I aren't on speaking (nor emailing) terms any more.
Hey, Amber is in Malaysia?? I thought she was going to Thailand? Did they kick her out already? Well, there are quite a few poxy dog-eating Asian countries around there, so she might be gone for some time!
Bone weekend...
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832
name - r
email -
7/23/2004 3:23:40 AM
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letterman's top eight reasons chris is being a punk ass bitch:
8. a new house isn't as cool as it sounds (blinds, ceiling fans, painting, unpacking, mowing, etc) especially when your wife has a bun in the oven
7. fantasy football is around the corner and chris knows, despite all the shit talking, he's going to get his ass kicked again.
6. he is living with a pregnant woman eight months along who's back and feet hurt and who wants nothing more than to get this thing out.
5. he is living with a pregnant women eight months along and realizes this thing in her stomach could come out any day and he is expected to watch her push this thing out
4. he is living with a pregnant women eight months along and realizes this thing in her stomach could come out any day and that his life will change forever and he is no longer the center of attention
3. he is living with a pregnant women eight months along and hasn't gotten any for months and realizes he's not going to be getting any for months
2. he can't seem to keep wrldmrine/chrisholland websites up for more than a day without his cracker jack server crashing
1. a bitch is a bitch is a bitch (ie, you can polish a terd but it's still a terd)
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831
name - r
email -
7/20/2004 9:15:47 AM
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i've pulled off the 1.5 on the side and 4 on the top for years...uh wait
...nevermind
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830
name - chris
email -
7/19/2004 12:52:54 PM
comment -
4 on top, 1 on the sides
i look like a giant thumb
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829
name - r
email -
7/19/2004 12:49:02 PM
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i can only assume b/c of chris's messenger tag that he has gone to the barber. could it be a repeat of the thumb haircut of 1998? mullet?
the popular rat tail of 1984? reverse mohawk? racing stripes?
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828
name - spillane
email -
7/19/2004 12:25:27 AM
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why thank you... but it looks like no one else is checking out the site so i dont know what that says. amber is in malaysia, and she is pretty much the guestbook master and keeps all this stuff going, but the internet shop across from her house (run by people who eat dogs, did you know they actually dont have any domesticated dogs in malaysia, but rather "packs of wild dogs" they are wild over there, can you believe that, they just run around like lions, or wolves, except the people actually hunt them and eat them, i bet if they made those packs of wild dogs their pets, it would eventually end all dog eating on the face of the earth) so amber has no way of communicating with the outside world (unless she buys a calling card but have you ever called asia? there is a time delay and the conversations are whack. i mean you will be talking somthing like this...
me: so what is up
three seconds
her: nothing
three seconds
me: tell me about malaysia?
three seconds
her: it is great i love it here, just yesterday i went scuba diving (space)
the space makes me think that she is done talking so i begin to talk
me/her: what did you see/i saw all these wierd fish/ oh i am sorry/ what was that? (both at the same time)
eventually you get nervous that you are both going to keep speaking at the same time...
her: what was that, i am sorry
me again at the same time: i didnt hear you
we both hang up
so can you imagine this, the guestbook is dead and so is wrldmrine, but but death as we know it,
morrison, milton, jack k., milton, homer (some believe he never existed, but that is to poor documentaion methods employed proir to history as we know it, history is evertying "writen" this this history as i fingerbang these words. but as you can see, the list goes on, death equals rebirth in a matter of speaking, you have to die be for you can be born.
her: like jesus in the cave (she never said that)
me: but yes, just like J-zu in the cave, or obi won, when he says, "if you stike me down i shall become stonger than you can possible imagine, yet i dont really recall him be coming stonger than you can possible imagine, maybe that is wrldmrine's fate, who knows all i know is....
dont call people in asia
and die
once or twice in your life...
but thank you for the response and keep reading
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827
name - Jess
email -
7/16/2004 10:01:22 PM
comment -
James, I really like your last stuff. You should put it down in book.
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826
name - s
email -
7/14/2004 11:29:59 PM
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I never asked my kid to get me a beer from the fridge
Pulled a sparrow out of the windowsill, cupped it in my hand and looked into its two dead eyes and tried to think what it was thinking
Veterans have the game spiced like ham/ sons are borne/ blood floods the lawn
Don’t even want to talk about come backs and rebirth and all that shit, just want to lay low in the cut. Quite. Learned to drink two bottles of whiskey a night and still bluff a hand. All this stuff turning like a cement truck, growing hard inside of me
Shut up
Laugh
Was shot yesterday and laughed alright
Rode ten miles on a horse to your window, you thought I was crazy, just started talking rap lyrics until you invited me in. you invited me in
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825
name - chris
email -
7/14/2004 5:27:04 PM
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started filling out the fantasy football league today...next month is preseason.
fuck
yeah
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824
name - spillane
email -
7/14/2004 4:31:40 PM
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i was going to write something funny, but it escapes me now.
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823
name - chris
email -
7/13/2004 9:27:39 AM
comment -
we're back...
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822
name - DB ( a fellow writer, a reader)
email -
7/5/2004 10:13:42 PM
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Some times i wonder if spillane is nothing more but a geographical drawing of ones mind, it sure beats the dick beating rants of any blog I have ever read. He should put this down on paper, with drawings and pictures and cd’s and maybe videos. His friends, his family his lovers. He should include pictures of LL Cool J as a child... ladies love cool James, and make it one fucking hell of a puzzle for readers to follow.
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821
name - spillane
email -
7/5/2004 4:56:12 PM
comment -
funny
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820
name - ak
email -
7/5/2004 4:45:23 PM
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four mochaccinos and a seven dollar bagel later I am still stuck in this airport. I figure with my total travel savings I could last about...five more hours.
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819
name - amber alert
email -
7/5/2004 12:13:20 PM
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the fucking odessy has begun....I missed my flight to Malaysia.
awesome.
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818
name - spillane
email -
7/5/2004 12:44:00 AM
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please dont use "s" in the guestbook, thanks.
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817
name - s
email -
7/4/2004 4:33:59 PM
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get text from my ex, and i am texting
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816
name - s
email -
7/4/2004 4:33:09 PM
comment -
get text from my ex and i'm texing
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815
name - ak
email -
7/2/2004 10:09:16 PM
comment -
BTW: dont you think "nut" is a gay pen name? Oh christ, did I say gay? Im sorry vanessa, I meant lesbian.
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814
name - ak word up
email -
7/2/2004 10:06:40 PM
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vanessa tucker, why dont you go watch "Chasing Amy" or something and quit jockin' james' tip cause its giving me the hibbly-jibbly's.
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813
name - spillane
email -
7/1/2004 7:12:26 AM
comment -
read almost all of will selfs stuff. hard to read a lot of the time
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812
name - nut
email -
6/30/2004 9:35:26 PM
comment -
splne- real quick, some books you may be interested in Great Apes, by Will Self, and The 13th Valley, by John DelVecchio, its about vietnam. the first one is really good, but i found it hard to get into at the beginning. also- i checked out the streets. very different. some tracks i love while others i just cant follow.
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